2018 is nearly over and against all odds the United Kingdom is still standing — even if it is being held together with knock-off Pritt Stick and a prayer. Amongst all the chaos we've had another great year of memes, so let's just ignore everything else and enjoy 32 of the very best.
1. One Taught Me…
One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain
2. Thank U, Next
Theresa May accepting resignations over Brexit https://t.co/zFvChz5NvV
3. Mike Wazowski Singing
autoglass repair me : autoglass replace
4. Absolute Unit
look at this absolute unit.
5. Lady Gaga's Tweet
me: that will be £5.37 please customer: do you want the 37p and you give me a note back me: https://t.co/PAby1sHKUK
6. Not a Cell Phone in Sight
not a cellphone in sight. just people wurkin with flœr and living in the moment. wish we could go back.
7. Big Dick Energy
When Danny Dyer called David Cameron a twat on live TV that was big dick energy
8. Evil Patrick
The Postman writing a red slip for your package after lightly knocking the door once
9. Don't Say It
Me: oh did you play football? His brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Him: KnEe InJuRy, CoUldVe BeEn PrOfFesHiOnAL
10. Is This a Pigeon?
11. Do You Look At Your Man Like This?
This is how I looked at bouncers checking my ID when I was underage https://t.co/u9wowHfcR8
12. Prince William and Kate Middleton Waving
13. Theresa May's Curtsy
someone said Theresa May curtsying reminds them of a velociraptor and, well, I couldn't stop thinking about this scene
14. To All the Boys I’ve…
To All the Boys I Repeatedly Signed In and Out of MSN to Remind Them I Was Online for
15. Jamie Oliver
this has jamie oliver written all over it https://t.co/NfhnP1HfZu
16. If You Don’t Love Me at My...
if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my
17. The Most Successful People I've Met
The most successful people I’ve met: 1. Can concentrate for long periods of time. 2. Are happy to work on their own. 3. Have forward facing eyes. 4. Can rotate their heads 270°. 5. Regurgitate food waste as pellets. 6. Wait, I think this is owls. 7. Yep, sorry. I meant owls. https://t.co/Srps4RtVLd
18. Tired Spongebob
Me after replying to one person
19. Kat Slater
Kat Slater would DIE for an outfit like this https://t.co/oYYy5wC97B
20. No Context Bake Off
me during my whole degree https://t.co/zEWikQ9PHF
21. He's Not Your Man
Ladies, if he: - doesn’t return your texts - always criticizes the results of your hard work and withholds praise for your efforts - gives vague ultimatums and disappears when you most need help - loves bread He isn’t your man. He’s baker and tv personality Paul Hollywood
22. It's Coming Home
Ffs just got home and the dog has made a right mess
23. U Want This? Bunny
{\__/} ( • . •) / >⚱️ {\__/} ( • - •) ⚱️< \ {\__/} ( • . •) / >⚱️ {\__/} ( • - •) ⚱️< \ {\__/} ( • . •) / >⚱️ {\__/} ( • - •) ⚱️< \ {\__/} ( • . •) / >⚱️ {\__/} ( • - •) ⚱️< \ {\__/} ( • _ •) / >🍸 your cocktail's ready
24. They Live Among Us
find the bounty eater: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell
25. Gorl
My pretty little Galway gorl
26. By Age 35…
By age 35 you should be able to re-watch Bridget Jones and think 'You're only 30 and you manage to afford to live alone?'
27. Most Ambitious Crossover
Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history" Me:
28. Drag Race UK
drag race uk: rupaul: so who are you doing for snatch game? queen: i’ll be going as lauren cooper, catherine tate’s character who is known for her phrase ‘am I bovvered?’ rupaul: ... queen: ... rupaul [having no idea who that is]: ... so how you gonna make it funny?
29. Sexual Identity Survey
to tell you the truth gwen, i’m: ⚪️ Gay ⚪️ Straight 🔘 absolutely twatted
30. Ranked Lists
best films ranked: 14. it’s 13. impossible 12. to 11. rank 10. films 9. as 8. they 7. all 6. hold 5. unique 4. and 3. individual 2. characteristics 1. mamma mia!
31. Squinting Woman
Optician: Is it better with 1.......or 2? Me: Uuuuuuuh
32. Merida's Scottish Slang
"Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck"