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When a customer got confused by a pizza.
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When a dog owner tweeted Tesco with his canine problems.
3.
When a man got trapped in a bookstore.
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When a Lush customer turned pink.
5.
When Argos tried to speak in slang.
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And when Virgin trains ran out of shits to give.
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When a Twitter user had better pun ideas for Pringles.
8.
When a shopper claimed to have seen a snake.
10.
When Haraam was no one's snitch.
11.
When Xbox had no answers.
12.
When a train company got called out on an inspirational quote.
13.
When this poor customer received one of the worst haircuts of all time.
14.
When Michael got robbed at a music venue.
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When Linda needed to see an optician.
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And finally, when Joe thanked Taco Bell.