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24 Very Important Skills All British People Have Mastered

What other country can judge the amount of water in a kettle by weight alone?

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1. Coming up with a thousand different ways of simply saying "thank you".

Mad when someone holds like 3 doors in a row for ya n you've gotta change up your way of thanking them each time. "Thanks, cheers, nice one"


4. The ability to create the perfect pun.

someone at the British Library is doing fine work

5. Making a little apology noise when you bump into someone.

How funny is that 'oop' noise u make when u walk into someone


8. Concealing alcohol or other contraband and sneaking it into venues.

9. And stealing alcohol as a teenager.

mum offered me a bottle of vodka they've had for ages nd had to say no cus i know it's 70% water from me stealing it when i was 16


11. Turning pre-drinks into as big of a deal as the night out itself.

I'd like to thank whoever invented starters & pre drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius


15. And loudly announcing when a classic tune starts playing.

"British people don't have any culture" Mate who do you think invented shouting "OIIIII FUCK OFFFFF" when an absolute banger comes on?