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18 Tweets About Rap That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be

"If you eat a bunch of spaghetti and wear a sweater to a rap battle you deserve to lose."

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If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it 'n reverse it

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REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? OBAMA: What kind of question is -- [biden grabs podium] BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS

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[me at rap battle] Wow, you seem super mad.

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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

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Eminem: *does some dumb shit song* Me: DO MORE SONGS ABOUT SPAGHETTI!

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[After losing a rap battle] "How did he get a hold of my credit score?"

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Tired of rap songs starting with MC going "uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..." No. You shoulda been ready when the song started.

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"I'm so sorry" "No, I'm really sorry" "No, I'm even sorrier than you" "No, I'm the sorriest ever!" *mutual hug* -Canadian rap battle

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I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol.

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What's that rap song where it's like I only wanna fuck hoes but why these hoes so slutty but why can't I have something real with these hoes

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*drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* Octopus after owning someone in a rap battle

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My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.

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[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]

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