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18 Tweets About Rap That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be

"If you eat a bunch of spaghetti and wear a sweater to a rap battle you deserve to lose."

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If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it 'n reverse it


REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? OBAMA: What kind of question is -- [biden grabs podium] BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS



[me at rap battle] Wow, you seem super mad.


hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it


Eminem: *does some dumb shit song* Me: DO MORE SONGS ABOUT SPAGHETTI!



[After losing a rap battle] "How did he get a hold of my credit score?"


Tired of rap songs starting with MC going "uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..." No. You shoulda been ready when the song started.


"I'm so sorry" "No, I'm really sorry" "No, I'm even sorrier than you" "No, I'm the sorriest ever!" *mutual hug* -Canadian rap battle



I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol.


What's that rap song where it's like I only wanna fuck hoes but why these hoes so slutty but why can't I have something real with these hoes


*drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* Octopus after owning someone in a rap battle


My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.


[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]