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11 Drunk People Who Deserve A Medal, And 11 Who Should Never Drink Again

You either wake up a hero, or you drink long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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1. This studious drinker who ended the night on a high:

and this student who's starting the day on a low:

girl who hurt you before class started

2. This drunk shopper who made an A+ purchase:

And this person who should hide their card after they've had a few drinks:

This is why you don't buy things when you're drunk,

3. This girl who managed to turn into a professional photographer on a night out:

Passed out fully clothed last night for the first time but somehow also managed to upload a full photoset from my l… https://t.co/dL5QeZhkoH

And this girl who paid no attention to the background of her photographs:

1 time I got so drunk I was chillin taking selfies &didnt even notice there was a whole fight going on behind me ti… https://t.co/L5pBki9Cox

4. This guy who has a fun time with geography while drunk:

man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page

And this person who had a bad time with geography:

what’s cooking twitter i bought non-refundable plane tickets while drunk so now i’m in tokyo for no reason with no… https://t.co/7Xe41WATnZ

5. These friends who have mastered the art of avoiding text messages after a night out:

There’s three hungover girls on the table next to me, dissecting last night. From what I can gather, they have a c… https://t.co/RKLCPOwYF4

And this drunk person who couldn't even text:

6. These friends who have each other's back:

there are two drunk men outside my window and all they're saying is "NO, you're MY best friend in the whole world" back and forth

And this one who ruined his friend's kitchen:

7. This guy who kept his dog's dignity intact:

brought a girl back to mine last night , got into the house and of course my dog was going nuts welcoming her and b… https://t.co/TIyahAR9VM

And this guy who didn't:

8. This drunk person who left her drinks in a safe space:

Took the only water bottle from my car that wasn’t frozen to class.... long story short which one of my friends lef… https://t.co/erkDFI6l2w

And this incredibly drunk person who left his drink too close to the ledge:

9. This boyfriend who came home drunk and made a great apology:

when ur boyfriend comes home drunk when ur meant to be 'staying in' together

And this boyfriend who just came home drunk:

10. These public transport passengers who made the journey more enjoyable:

A full bottle of wine just rolled out from under a subway seat and now these 2 strangers popped it open & are drink… https://t.co/H6lH2x47Vr

And this passenger who made everyone else's journey a nightmare:

There is a drunk woman on the tube throwing After Eights at everyone and, in the most British way possible, everyon… https://t.co/CYYFw3q9C2

11. This drunk guy who left himself a nice surprise in the fridge:

And this drunk guy who left his shoes in the fridge: