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Here Are 20 Vampire Movies Ranked By Hotness

Vampires are the best part of Halloween.

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Before we begin, it's important that you know Lestat from Interview With The Vampire. We're rating each of these movies on a scale from zero to five Lestats, five being the sexiest.

20. Fright Night (1985)

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Charley is a piece of shit who tries pressuring Amy into sex. Then, when she gives in to his fuckboy begging, he immediately loses interest. THEN, she has sex with an old ass vampire instead.


14. Buffy The Vampire Slayer

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Sure, the movie has its flaws, but it's the reason we were gifted the greatest television show of all time. Also, watching Luke Perry get saved over and over again by Kristy Swanson is pretty hot.

13. Bram Stoker's Dracula

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I don't know about you, but I think there is something quite desirable about Gary Oldman in a top hat and shades. However, the scene with Lucy and the wolf creature is... disturbing.


12. Twilight

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You can hate on Twilight till you're blue in the face, but you will never convince me it's not an entertaining movie. That being said, the first one includes Taylor Lautner taking off his shirt exactly zero times, so it's lower on the sexy scale.


10. From Dusk Till Dawn

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If George Clooney's neck tattoo didn't spark your sexual awakening, we aren't on the same page. And Salma Hayek is in a league of her own. Unfortunately, Quentin Tarantino's character is super gross, which loses the movie some points.


6. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2

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That's right, I dared to put two whole Twilight films on this list. First of all, KStew makes a rockin' vamp. Second, Edward and Bella can FINALLY bone without him being a whiny little bitch. But most importantly, Taylor Lautner strips in front of Billy Burke. COME AT ME!


3. Only Lovers Left Alive

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I'm convinced Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston are actual vampires IRL. Separately, they are delectable. Together, they have the power to melt the eyeballs out of your sockets.


1. Interview With A Vampire

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If you didn't think this was going to be #1, you weren't paying attention. Tom Cruise: Sexy. Brad Pitt: Sexy. Antonio Banderas: Sexy. Christian Slater: Sexy. Thandie Newton: Sexy. Honestly, I don't know how anyone gets anything done when they could be watching a movie that involves Brad Pitt caressing Antonio Banderas' face.