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Pick Who's Hotter And We'll Guess What Makes You Horny

We Know What Makes You Horny Based On Whether You're Attracted To The Cartoon Character Or Voice Actor

Who is hotter? The _Frozen_ actor or character?  


What about Alison Brie vs. Diane from _BoJack Horseman_?

Do you want to cozy up with Aladdin or the owner of his voice, Scott Weinger?

What about the gals from _Batman Beyond_?

Do you like them bad or just drawn that way?

Who do you want as your "Burger of the Day"?

And finally, whose stare tempts you more?

It's not just the fact that the eggplant is the universal penis emoji... No, it's the plump purple tone and the slight curvature that really does it for you. Also, you like to imagine it's what Vision from _The Avengers_ would look like naked. Mmm, Paul Bettany does it for you, too.

The eggplant emoji.

Much like Tina Belcher, your horny trigger is the site of an ole juicy double. You love them in jeans! You love them in leggings! You love them BARE! Butts are your kryptonite and you need to embrace it.

BUTTS. BUTTS. BUTTS.

OH BOY, there is one thing that gets your juices flowing and it's this handsome English actor in a tailor-made suit. Don't stare directly at the GIF, or you might explode right here and now.

The site of Tom Hardy in a suit.

The blowing, the fire, and the overwhelming scent. It's a whole cavalcade of eroticism that you can't get enough of. Whether it's vanilla, Hawaiian breeze, or birthday...you get HOT for this simple activity.

Blowing out candles.

You love it when a man loves a woman, especially when that man once donned the world's most luscious, flowing locks. Bolton's Valentine's Day special on Netflix is your literal wet dream come to life.

The smooth sounds of Michael Bolton.

Eyes are the windows to the soul and you find that sexy AF. If you lock eyes with someone, you go weak in the knees and need an immediate break. HOT DANG, THOSE EYEBALLS.

Direct eye contact.

Nothing gets you going quite like the dry heat and the sight of some cacti. You find the Grand Canyon to be deeply erotic and you can't get enough of the fact that Phoenix is the sixth-most-populous city in the country.

The American Southwest.

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