Buzz·Posted on Oct 29, 201714 Costumes No One Wants To See This HalloweenHandmaids and Pennywise have this year, and this year only.by Jamie JirakBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink First, let me say everyone pictured in this post did an amazing job with their costumes. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Distributor ABC / Via media.giphy.com We're not here to judge them, only their hypothetical successors. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures / Via buzzfeed.com Got it? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via jimhalpert.tumblr.com Good. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Television / Via buzzfeed.com 1. Rick Sanchez View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Honestly, I would avoid Rick and Morty altogether. After Szechuan-Gate, the fandom needs a time-out. But if you must... Alternative: The Council of Ricks. Warner Bros. Television Distribution / Via quickdrawanimation.ca Please note: Pickle Rick is on ~warning~ for 2018. 2. French Kiss View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Alternative: Any of the ~million~ other existing puns. Beth Grimes @victrolavixen My Edgar Allen Poe Dameron cosplay #cvg2017 08:04 AM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Don't steal this one, either. You can think of your own. 3. General Hogwarts Student View this photo on Instagram instagram.com We get it, you own a Hogwarts robe. Alternative: At the ~very least~ slap on some glasses and be Harry. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via hoyabetches.tumblr.com 4. Harley Quinn View this photo on Instagram instagram.com For how much people seemed to hate Suicide Squad, they sure like wearing this costume. Alternative: Margot Robbie's Unicorn Dress. Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images Admittedly, this would be tough, but awesome. 5. While we're at it, the Joker, too. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @jorge___7 Alternative: Go with friends as The Office characters' Jokers. NBCUniversal Television Distribution / Via deadon.wordpress.com Sure, not everyone would get it, but at least you'd be showing the world that you know it's cliché. 6. Basic Ron Swanson View this photo on Instagram instagram.com / Via mensjournal.com You're not going to beat this makeup work anyway. Alternative: Ron & Tammy 2 couples costume. NBC / Via swansonquotes.com These two are the definition of couple goals. 7. Eleven View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Alternative: Get crazy with a tank suit. Netflix / Via businessinsider.com Hopefully, Season 2 will spark a whole new craze of future stale costumes. 8. Trump View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Unless you're an adorable doggo, it's just obnoxious. Alternative: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mark Wilson / Getty Images / Via vulture.com This is a real costume you can buy. 9. The Sanderson Sisters View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Oh, is Hocus Pocus your favorite Halloween movie? Alternative: Grab two friends and dress as Kathy, Bette, and SJP's other iconic characters. Buena Vista Pictures Distribution, Inc. / Via buzzfeed.com, Paramount Pictures / Via decider.com, HBO / Via s2.r29static.com This may be the best idea I've ever had. 10. Zombie Dead Celebrity View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @cherherges Note: This costume was done pre-death, which is OKAY. Alternative: Just pay homage by being a non-zombie. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com RIP, Carrie. We miss you dearly. 11. Daenerys Targaryen View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Overdone Costumes. Alternative: If you can make this coat, you are a BOSS. HBO / Via thisisinsider.com 12. The Belchers View this photo on Instagram instagram.com We all love Bob's Burgers, but if you haven't done the basics yet, you missed your chance. Alternative: The kids on Halloween. 20th Television / Via tv.com 13. The "slutty" version of something. Paramount Pictures / Via theodysseyonline.com Let me clarify... You can wear whatever you damn well please, but take Ms. Norbury's advice and don't call yourself or each other "slutty." Alternative: Own the fact that you're the ~SEXY~ version. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF buzzfeed.com / Via buzzfeed.com 14. Cultural Appropriation halloweencostumes.com / Via halloweencostumes.com It's 2017. There is no excuse. Don't fucking do it. Alternative: Literally anything else. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com When in doubt, be a sad hotdog.