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"I dance and praise the heavens that Aunt Flo arrived because it means ~something else~ won’t be arriving."
"Absolutely the period boobs. I call them my 'Monthly Magic Funbags'. I enjoy that mine swell up to a nicer-than-normal handful. They get so sensitive that they become extra fun to play with."
"In high school, the P.E. teachers had this unwritten rule... if a student was on her period, she didn't need to participate. All we'd do is flash a look and be excused."
"Periods are good for screening out immature boys. If a guy is dramatic or says 'ew' when he learns I'm on my period, I mentally register him as a middle school boy until he proves himself otherwise."
"If you get catcalled, just throw a tampon at the guy. It’s priceless."
"It's really satisfying to wash out the blood in the shower and watch it all go down the drain. Then, putting on a new pad because you feel all dry and comfy.
"I pretend I just accidentally murdered someone and watch as my guilt, in all its bloodiness, washes from me. Adds to the drama of it all."
"I have the most passionate, raw, and animalistic sex when I’m on my period."
"Normally, my sex drive is pretty low. I love sex, but I'm a full-time nursing student and mom, so naturally, I'm exhausted. When I get my period, I crave sex and it makes that week a little less stressful."
"I always get this immense burst of confidence when I get my period! It makes me feel like a sexy badass motherfucker who can literally rule the world."
"It's pretty metal that one of my major internal organs molts like a snake once a month and I continue to live. TELL ME I AM WEAK!"
"Having my period, especially since I started using a menstrual cup, has definitely made me more comfortable and familiar with my body."
"Is there truly anything more glorious than a period poop? Zero effort and then your intestines are squeaky clean. Disgusting and smelly as hell, yes. But ultimately satisfying."
"Taking a shit that makes you feel like you've lost 10 kilos and cleaned your soul."
"Knowing that your body is operating and healthy."
"I have severe depression and anxiety caused by a chemical imbalance in my brain, and when I'm on my period, it balances out and I'm actually the happiest I am all month."
"My hubby makes me a 'period package.' Chocolates, flowers, and sometimes he pulls out the heat pad."
"My boyfriend buys me Ben & Jerry's... now that's love."
"ALL. THE. ICE. CREAM. I. CAN. EAT!"
"I get to eat chocolate without feeling guilty."
"I crave cherry limeade from Sonic, fries from McDonald's, and tacos from Taco Bueno. Hits the spot just right."
"The random friendships you make with other girls over your periods."
"An upside is knowing I am one of the BILLIONS of women sharing this experience. LOVE YOU ALL, MY BLOOD SISTERS!"
"Some months, I dance and praise the heavens that Aunt Flo arrived because it means something else won’t be arriving."
"Every single month it's such a relief to know that I don't have a tiny pre-human growing inside of me."
"Periods suck but kids suck even more."
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