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    Posted on Dec 17, 2017

    26 Times "Parks And Rec" And "The Office" Didn't Hold Back On Jerry And Toby

    Awww, jeez.

    1. When Jerry was the unfortunate face of "park safety".

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    Leslie: Jerry's face is the symbol of failure.

    2. When Toby received Michael's going away gift.

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    "Suck on this."

    3. When Jerry tried to greet Diane's kids.

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    Jerry: Well, hey girls!

    Ivy: No.

    4. When Toby wasn't invited to Diversity Day.

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    Michael: This is an environment of welcoming and you should get the hell out of here.

    5. When Jerry's history was extremely unhelpful.

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    Jerry: You know actually, before my kids, I looked a lot like you, Chris.

    Chris: I'm very sad, please stop talking.

    6. When Toby was lied to.

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    Michael: You wanna hear a lie? I think you're great, you're my best friend.

    7. When Jerry's mishap led to a harsh announcement.

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    Leslie: Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born.

    8. When Toby gave a list of reasons why kids shouldn't be allowed in the warehouse.

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    Michael: Why are you the way that you are?

    9. When Jerry learned some personal news.

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    Mark: A little birdy told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.

    Jerry: What?

    Mark: You didn't know that, huh?

    Jerry: I didn't know I was adopted.

    Mark: Oh no.

    10. When Toby was the subject of an intense hypothetical.

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    Michael: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

    11. When Jerry/Larry/Terry/Garry was messed with so much, he forgot his actual name.

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    Jerry/Larry/Terry/Garry: No, it's not Larry. It's Jerry... No, it's Garry.

    12. When Toby's departure was taken very seriously.

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    Michael: Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.

    13. When Jerry's internet skills offended Tom.

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    Tom: God, Jerry! You don't deserve the internet.

    14. When Toby got in the way of Michael impressing Holly.

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    Michael: I'll kill you.

    15. When Larry discovered a secret.

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    April: Every year we would dress up as demons and egg Larry's house.

    Larry: That was you?

    Chris: Larry, please. We're trying to have a private conversation.

    16. When Toby returned.

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    Michael: No, God, please no! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    17. When Jerry's innocent story was interrupted.

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    Jerry: I was walking Lord Sheldon.

    April: Ew, is that code for some kind of weird sex act?

    Jerry: Lord Sheldon is my dog.

    18. When Toby tried to greet Nellie.

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    Toby: Hi!

    Nellie: No...

    19. When Jerry tried to make Tom feel good.

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    Jerry: I really wish I could have your body.

    April: Ew, like, tied up, naked, in your basement?

    20. When Toby tried to counsel Michael.

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    Michael: I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.

    21. When Jerry's art was destroyed.

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    22. When Toby was the subject of Nellie's Halloween costume.

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    23. When Jerry struggled with the computer.

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    April: Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?

    24. When Toby started to annoy Andy.

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    Andy: How are you not murdered every hour?

    25. This.

    26. And this.

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