17 Football Things For People Who Don't Actually Care About The Game

It's that time of year again, when people you care a lot about start inviting you to watch things you don't care about at all. Survive the onslaught with things that are football-shaped, but involve a lot less yelling at the TV.

1. Cartoon Football Cookies

Via totallythebomb.com

Touchdown in my mouth.

2. Watermelon Football Helmet

Via watermelon.org

Because I'm still pretending to be on a diet.

3. Chocolate-Dipped Football Sliced Apples

Via hip2save.com

For when I'm done pretending to be on a diet.

4. Summer Sausage Football Bites

Via gimmesomeoven.com

Yes, even cheese and crackers can have a theme.

5. Spicy Pepper Oreo Cookie Balls

Via totallythebomb.com

The most exciting thing to happen during the game is when Uncle Dave doesn't realize these are spicy.

6. Nutter Butter Referees

Via the-girl-who-ate-everything.com

Don't shout at the ref...just bite his head off.

7. Football Cinnamon Roll Cookies

Via pizzazzerie.com

The best thing about footballs is that they're really easy shapes to make in delicious food items.

But football can't always be about food...

8. Big Game Commercial Bingo

Via flamingotoes.com

Everyone knows the Super Bowl is really about the commercials. Keep yourself entertained with a game of bingo!

9. Game Day Bingo

Via sheknows.com

Or, try this other bingo game so it looks like you're paying attention during the game.

10. Football Nail Art

Via totallythebomb.com

Pretty sure my thumb nail is big enough for a goalpost.

11. Football Cutting Board

Via etsy.com

For that family member who has literally everything else.

12. Penalty Flag Napkins

Via karaspartyideas.com

The real fun comes when the people in your living room start throwing these at each other.

13. Game Day Paper Chain

Via thecentsiblelife.com

Something to stare at while you're waiting for the Halftime Show.

14. Painted Football Pumpkin

Via savingbydesign.com

Because Halloween is way more fun than football season, but both are unavoidable anyway.

15. Oreo Play Book

Via wantsandwishesdesign.blogspot.com

You can call your own plays AND have a tasty snack when your players inevitably fail you.

16. Turf Table

Via lowes.com

But seriously, no one that you're with actually believes you're interested in the game. So you should probably go play your own version of the game.

17. Football Mason Jar Drinks

Via flamingotoes.com

And of course, football wouldn't be complete without tailgating, which is the only part of the season that really matters, isn't it?