Floss, brush for 2 mins, scrape tongue, mouthwash, nightguard in. Pee. Wash hands. Eye cream, face cream, neck cream, eyelash serum, hand cream, chapstick. 3 pills and water. Set alarm, set house alarm. Check kid, check thermostat. Earplugs in, eye mask on.
You know how fun it is to find out that your sulfa allergy includes raw cabbage on the skin when you’re trying to dry up? It adds a new layer of hell to have both breasts with a flaming red rash AND huge with milk. #lessonlearnedtheHARDway
Ohioans here. A seven year old girl started talking to us when we were swimming in the Gulf in Florida. She said she was from Seattle and asked where we were from. My husband said Ohio and she replied, "is that why you're so TAN?" Lol, we weren't tan and it was super cute. She's like…Â
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