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10 Things Parents Say About Your Future After Graduation

Yes, I am single and unemployed...let's not dwell on it.

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1. "You should have picked a different major."

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Thanks for telling me 4 months before I graduate. So helpful.

2. "You should start dressing up for class becuase you will need to once you get a job."

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Unless I am being paid to go to class, I will show up like I just rolled out of bed (which I probably did).

3. "So do you have a job?"

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I mean, Charlie puts this struggle to words so eloquently.

4. "Why don't you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?"

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If you saw the options I have at school, you'd understand why I am single.

5. "What are your thoughts on marriage?"

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I'll get back to you when I have my life together.

6. "When will you give me grandchildren?"

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I can barely take care of myself, let alone another human being.

7. "Maybe you should stop going to the liquor store so often."

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Maybe I would stop going as often if I didn't need to drink a whole bottle of wine after our conversations.

8. "Why don't you get a gym membership?"

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That requires both money and motivation...both of which I don't have.

9. "You should be more careful with your money."

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I probably should. Will I? Probably not.

10. "Maybe you should start eating healthier."

I am only this young for so much longer, so I am going to fill my body with shitty food while I can.
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I am only this young for so much longer, so I am going to fill my body with shitty food while I can.

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