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- How many members of the parliament does it take to change a light bulb? - Twenty-one! One to change it and twenty to form a committee to inspect how the job is done.
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- How many members of the parliament does it take to change a light bulb?

- Twenty-one! One to change it and twenty to form a committee to inspect how the job is done.

- How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?- Both of them.
Via yelp.com

- How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?

- Both of them.

- How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? - I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Via theguardian.com

- How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.

- How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?- Only one! They don't like to share the light of glory with anybody.
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- How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

- Only one! They don't like to share the light of glory with anybody.

- How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?- How many can you afford?
Daily Pilot Saeed Adyani / Via articles.dailypilot.com

- How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

- How many can you afford?

- How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?- None. They stay on the dark side. Plus, they have lightsabers.
Via thenerdcave.com

- How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

- None. They stay on the dark side. Plus, they have lightsabers.

- How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?- Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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- How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.

- How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?- None! They get their purrson 2 do it.
Via meatballcandy.com

- How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

- None! They get their purrson 2 do it.

- How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? - One .. Two, and a-one two three four..
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- How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- One .. Two, and a-one two three four..

- How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb ? - None: The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
Via vi.sualize.us

- How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- None: The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.

- How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?- Define "lightbulb".....
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- How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Define "lightbulb".....

- How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
Via genkaku-again.blogspot.com

- How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

- How many WWF wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?- Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.
Via farrellyfan.com

- How many WWF wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.

- How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?- What? Go all the way up there and come back empty? You must be jokin' mate!
Via keranews.org

- How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?

- What? Go all the way up there and come back empty? You must be jokin' mate!

- How many gutter cleaners does it take to change a light bulb?- None. They are on the wrong side of the ceiling.
Via fantasticguttercleaning.co.uk

- How many gutter cleaners does it take to change a light bulb?

- None. They are on the wrong side of the ceiling.

- How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?- It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Via dailypicksandflicks.com

- How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

- It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

- How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?- None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
AFP / Getty Images ROBYN BECK / Via huffingtonpost.com

- How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

- None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

- How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?- One, but he wants to change it like 19 times.
Getty Images/Blend Images Hill Street Studios / Via ventsmagazine.com

- How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

- One, but he wants to change it like 19 times.

- How many webmasters does it take to change a light bulb?- 404. Light bulb not found!
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- How many webmasters does it take to change a light bulb?

- 404. Light bulb not found!

- How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?- One, but you had to see the light bulb. It was THAT big!
Via funny-potato.com

- How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?

- One, but you had to see the light bulb. It was THAT big!

- How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?- Well, don't ask me. I didn't write those above.
Via simplecapacity.com

- How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Well, don't ask me. I didn't write those above.

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