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    HOW TO ENJOY THE ODP PHILANTHROPY SHOW

    a quick and easy guide by your emperor james

    jamessarkisian
    by jamessarkisian

    Community Contributor

    CANCEL YOUR SATURDAY PLANS

    you have nothing better to do and you know it

    HEAD TO MAIN ST. LIVE

    THE hottest venue of the murf

    BRING A FRIEND (OR FIVE)

    try not to think about how your life will never be as good as the pinnacle of 90s sitcoms

    BRING $7

    (or more I mean it's for a good cause show ya swag brush ya shoulders off)

    HAVE A GREAT ASS TIME

    DANCE YOUR FEARS AWAY

    GROOVE UNTIL U SPLOOGE

    VIBE UNTIL U DIE

    PROFIT

    and know you are living your life to the fullest

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