1. Romanic candlelight dinner as the sun set over Kanye.
2. Kanye mistakenly takes ecstasy. Spends all night dancing with Kanye.
3. They spend an entire night whispering sweet kanyes into eachother's ear.
4. Kanye sees a squirrel.
5. Kim modeled a new bootylicious bathingsuit, while Kanye self-tanned.
6. Dolphins swam with Kanye.
7. Kanye mistakenly sexts Bruce Jenner a picture of him nude.
9. Breakfast in Kanye.
10. Simulated sex on a motorcycle.
11. Kanye farts for the first time in front of Kim.
12. Kanye has a panic attack after his straw punches all the way through his Capri-Sun.
13. Kanye gets lost inside of Kanye.
14. Kanye talks repeatedly about how he wants to adopt a pony.
15. Kim realizes she's actually married to Kanye West.
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