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How Addicted To Coffee Are You?

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    How addicted to coffee are you?

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    You drink it first thing in the morning.
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    Sometimes, without eating breakfast.
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    If someone asks you to go get some and you already have a cup, you'll go anyway.
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    You will get a splitting headache if you don't have it before 11 a.m.
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    One time you visited your boyfriend and found out his family didn't drink coffee so you considered breaking up with him.
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    You decided not to break up with him after your second cup.
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    You got more than 2 gift cards to coffee places for your birthday.
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    When you make plans you plan around coffee.
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    You refuse to drink office coffee so you bought yourself a Keurig that only you use.
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    A new coffee place opened near your apartment and you were the first person there.
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    Your friends won't ask to hang out with you unless you've had your coffee.
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    You thought about stealing coffee somehow when you were broke and couldn't afford it.
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    You drink your second cup of the day when no one is around because you know they'll judge you.
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    You get a venti even if you can't drink it all.
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    You can drink coffee before bed and still fall asleep.
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    You won't date someone who doesn't drink it.
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    You called your professor a bitch by accident once because you didn't have a coffee before your first class.
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    You've calculated how much you spend on coffee per month and it's close to the cost of a car.
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    You drink iced in February.
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    You think a red eye is for wussies.
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    Your breath constantly smells like coffee.
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    You'll pair coffee with anything. Salad, vodka, more coffee...
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    You have a tattoo dedicated to it...
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    Somewhere on your social media pages are the words "addicted" "overly caffeinated" or "coffee."
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    You legitamately cried once when your family decided not to stop for it before driving you back to college.
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    You force people to pull over if you see a Starbucks or DD.
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    Your heart has skipped a beat after you drank a coffee and you've been ok with it.
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    You rationalize your coffee intake with quotes like "It fights degenerative diseases in your brain."
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    Your all-time favorite line to use when some bitch asks you about why you drink so much coffee is "It just helps me."
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    Your clothes are covered in it and you love it cause everyone knows you're a slave to the caffeine.
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    You drink coffee hungover and you don't care if it doesn't stay down.
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