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An Ode To Lindsay Lohan On Her Birthday

29 reasons the 29-year-old icon is just the best.

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You know Lindsay Lohan.

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She's starred in blockbusters like the Parent Trap, Mean Girls, and Herbie Fully Loaded. She's a fashionista, a model, a business woman, and above all else, the girl knows how to have fun. Today is her 29th birthday, so here's my tribute to you, Lindsay.

1. You've been a hard worker since you were like, 1.

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2. You were so wise at such a young age.

3. You know what it's like to grow up in the public eye.

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Did you go through puberty in front of the entire world? Bet not.

4. You're headstrong.

5. You're a successful pop star.

The album Speak entered the Billboard 200 at #4, its peaking place, and it stayed on the chart for twenty weeks. TWENTY.

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6. ...and model.

You've been on the covers of ELLE, In Style, Cosmo, Maxim, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Teen Vogue, and more.

7. You connect with the fans.

I literally stopped breathing for 5 minutes when this happened.

I literally stopped breathing for 5 minutes when this happened.

8. You're dedicated.

exhausted #speedtheplow ...http://t.co/wfYtJdATvu xx L

9. You know about the struggle.

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10. You're a shade queen...

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LOL @ THIS FOREVER.

11. ;)

12. You're just like everyone else!

13. You're kind.

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14. You're cool as a cucumber, even in stressful times.

15. You're a skilled chef....

16. THIS.

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17. T H I S.

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18. THIS. THIS. THIS.

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19. THIS. ...... .....

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20. SCREAMING.

such a great night @HungerMagazine and a fab shoot @rankinphoto http://t.co/2uZnTyu6j8 <3 issue 8 out now x

21. You have hands down the best hair in the biz.

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Also "Over" is the perfect breakup anthem.

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22. One word to describe you?

23. SEE.

24.

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Actually it is you're perfect.

25. You're always up for a girls night.

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RIP 2008.

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26. You've been though a good amount in your life.

27. But you always come out on top.

28. and no matter what... you're always looking to the future.

29. <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN. YOU ARE A FLAWLESS HUMAN.