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Which Member Of The Wegmans Cheese Department Are You??

Are you Shirley or Lillian

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  1. How are you today?

    HORRIBLE
    spiffy
    ..what?
    Oh my god. So I saw this French film...
    Marvy
    Fabulous... when the hell are we gettin out of here??
    I threw the Christmas Tree at Jeff
    I'm reallyyyy good BUT...
    Well I'm great I saw my niece Kelsey
  2. You see someone sexy what do you do?

    Meet them in the freezer
    Give them a sample
    Tell them to arrest me
    Get in a very complicated on again off again relationship that spans over two years
    Anal
    wait... wheere?
    "I can't hangout I have to shower"
    He has the most beautiful ankles
    Call them Honey and feed them
  3. What's your relationship status?

    My husband sleeps on the couch and smokes cigarettes when I'm not home
    Why do all the old farts love me?
    I'm in a very complicated on again off again relationship
    Married for over 30 years!
    Single.. but I'm in love with my friend
    Single and emo
    I?? Have had a boyfriend for over 2 years somehow
    I broke up with a man because he smokes weed
    I threw a christmas tree at a man in front of our child
  4. How would you describe your work??

    ugh
    Can we just go the Turning Point???
    I'm not even talking today!
    I'm hungry
    I'm never there
    Over it!!!
    It's not that bad
    *Waits to hear how others feel*
    *dabs*
  5. Where are you from?

    Lakewood
    Staten Island
    I live 30 minutes from Wegmans!!
    I'm not sure
    Manalapan
    Texas
    Marlboro.. but I'm Russian
    I live in Jackson but my niece Kelsey..
    America!
  6. Why do you get in trouble at work?

    Talking too much
    Not showing up
    Being high
    I don't
    Got in an argument with a co-worker
    Gossiping
    No one really keeps an eye on me
    I didn't listen
    I forgot how to do literally everything
  7. How long have you worked in Cheese?

    12 years
    4 years
    3 years
    2 years
    2 years but you would think it's only been 2 days because I don't know what I'm doing
    2 years but I've worked in Wegmans for 5
    8 months but I used to work here before
    5 years
    6 years
  8. who is your favorite in the department?

    Shirley
    James
    Kae
    Tara
    Eve
    Kristine
    Heather
    Allison
    Lillian
  9. What do you do outside of work?

    Nothing
    Bake!
    I spend time with my husband
    Smoke
    Throw Christmas trees
    See my niece Kelsey
    Hangout with my friends
    drink.
    Hangout with my friend group of all males and my boyfriend

Which Member Of The Wegmans Cheese Department Are You??

You got: Lillian

You are the queen of the department. Everyone loves you, and you are better than everyone around you. You're crafty, creative, and caring. You have a following of gay teens and a few young women because you are that amazing. You have the best wigs and a fabulous sense of humor!!

Lillian
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You got: Shirley

so sorry. You are cynical and angry. You hate happiness and youth. You are the thiccest bitch in the department. Cookie cake is your passion, and if someone takes it from you, you will threaten them with murder. You love to make verde salsa or as you call it "verdee sauce".

Shirley
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You got: Tara

You are the angel of the department. You are loved by all, and get along with everyone. You have some beef with Shirley but then again who doesn't. You hate the department because it's near produce and you have a complicated relationship with a boy who works there.

Tara
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You got: Kae

You are the duchess of the department and loved by all. You have a wonderful attitude and are a pure soul. You have your man who works in floral and your love is a beacon of hope. You sing beautifully and are the center of attention

Kae
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You got: Eve

You have three passions in life! Weed, pretension, and cosmetology. You are a fun time and are very caring but you get dragged all the time. Your music is really weird and is always being scrutinized. You're never afraid to do some squats in the middle of Wegmans

Eve
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You got: Heather

You're large and second and charge. You're a southern woman with a kid and a lot of responsibility. You're a monster with a Christmas tree, and have been known to throw it at your ex almost man. You are a fun time but can snap super quick.

Heather
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You got: Kristine

The new girl! You're always watching and learning from others. You love your niece Kelsey, and also your nephew of unknown name. Favorite characters include: Barbara Jean and Dory.

Kristine
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You got: Allison

You live in your own world. Your brain only functions when it's making puns. You cannot retain information more than 12 seconds. You love to farm.

Allison
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You got: James

You rlly don't want to be here. You don't show up half of the time. When you do show up you make fun of everyone you work with hence this quiz. Your favs are Lillian, Tara, Kae, and Eve in that order. Shirley is your mortal enemy and has it out for you. You are emo.

James
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