1. Ah, the bald eagle. Majestic symbol of the United States of America. It’s the epitome of grace and power.
3. Well, no.
6. Bald eagles, meanwhile, actually sound like this…
7. I’m so, so sorry, Mr. Eagle. You’re a fraud.
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