4. You don’t get when otherwise fancy restaurants don’t have a decent beer selection.
“Thank you for joining us tonight. We have over one hundred wines for you to choose from.”
“Do you have beer?”
“Uhh…we have one light beer.”
15. You would never consider drinking a stout from a pilsner glass. You’re not an animal.
Your glassware cabinet is appropriately huge.
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