1. You just don't get people who don't like beer.
2. You get upset whenever people talk about cheap, mass-produced beers like they're great.
3. You regularly get into arguments with wine snobs who think they have a monopoly on culture.
4. You don't get when otherwise fancy restaurants don't have a decent beer selection.
5. You have a very, very deeply held opinion about Belgian beers.
6. And pumpkin beers.
Pretty much every type of beer, tbh.