9. “Stand up straight so I can see how tall you are.”
How you want to respond: That’s more of a command than a question, really. Also no.
13. “Can you move? I can’t see.”
How you want to respond: This is legitimately unfortunate for you, but seeing as I can’t shrink on command there’s nothing I can do. Deal with it.
And the worst one of all…
- President Trump addressed the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, where he lashed out at the media and defended his agenda.
- The White House strongly denies reports that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus urged the FBI to undermine stories linking Trump to Russia.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳