9. “Stand up straight so I can see how tall you are.”
How you want to respond: That’s more of a command than a question, really. Also no.
13. “Can you move? I can’t see.”
How you want to respond: This is legitimately unfortunate for you, but seeing as I can’t shrink on command there’s nothing I can do. Deal with it.
And the worst one of all…
- DNC Day 1 is done: Bernie Sanders said Hillary Clinton "must become the next president," and Michelle Obama brought down the house 🏠🇺🇸