You have a pounding headache.Your mouth is dry.You would do horrible, horrible things for a glass of water.Eveything tastes like you just ate roadkill.Your insides feel like they want to be your outsides.You barfed last night.You also barfed this morning.You've ingested more than the recommended dose of ibuprofen.You're practically sweating booze.You're wearing sunglasses.You're never drinking again.But, like, you actually mean it this time.You tried to eat bacon and eggs to cure yourself.You weren't able to actually eat anything because the idea of eating makes you want to barf (again).You considered calling in sick to work today.You did call in sick to work today.You just want to go back to bed.You wonder what you did to deserve this.You know exactly what you did to deserve this.Your breath smells like death incarnate.You took a beer shit earlier.You hate everyone who doesn't have a hangover.You'd really appreciate it if everyone around you would kindly shut the hell up.You feel like they should've invented a pill or something to stop this from happening by now. It's 2014, jeez.You don't remember how many drinks you had last night.You're profoundly, spiritually exhausted.You can't remember the last time you felt this bad.You're afraid that you'll vom if you try to burp.You're struggling to have a coherent thought.You wonder if you're still drunk.Everything is kinda spinning.You just want to curl into the fetal position and shut out the world.You're crying.At this point, you would welcome the sweet embrace of death.You regret everything.
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