I had a job in college for one day with a private refuse collection company. First day, I’m paired with a mountain of a man who was bigger than a pro football lineman. We head out to empty some dumpsters on his route, a few of which are only emptied every other week. We pull down…
When her sister’s dog ran to me instead of her the first time we went over to her sister’s house. Pepper the pit bull saw us and came running to me, showing her teeth in a smile, and promptly stopped at my feet and rolled over wanting her belly rubbed, totally ignoring my future wife.…
In the summer, it rains at Disney World almost every afternoon about 3:30. If you see the staff setting out umbrellas and rain ponchos, take that as your cue that it’s going to rain soon, because they keep a eye on the weather. The funny thing is it will rain, like an actual downpour,…
Earlier this year, I had surgery to remove a heterotopic ossification from my tibia. It’s basically a chunk of bone that grew after I had my knee replacement 15 years ago. It was larger than normal, about the size of a fist. My surgeon told me afterward that other doctors were coming…
Or "Hey Jim. I'm gonna pull over for a sec. I need to adjust something real quick. Can you you hop out and shut the door?" Then when Jim shuts the door, drive away.
It's either/or. "Ya want it wit' Whiz or prov'lone?" I spent a few days in Philly and tried them both. Extra peppers and onions with provolone, please, and thank you.
Ribs. If the meat pulls away from the bone, it's overcooked. I find this so much at chain restaurants that don't know how to properly cook ribs, even at Rib Crib. Like, it's in your name. Do it right. I'll stick to locally owned BBQ joints for my baby back rack of ribs.
My wife refers to her narcissistic ex-husband as him becoming a dancing bear, with him putting on the charm and making nice for a little while then reverting back to how he was beforehand. She said the first four years of their marriage were good then slowly went downhill from there.…
My wife and I met seven years ago on match dot com after I accidentally liked one of her pics. We keep finding out that we were in the same location, sometimes the same event, building, or even the same room all throughout our lives. She grew up in a town about 20 miles from me. I…
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