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These 17 "Overheard" Convos From Twitter Will Actually Make Your Work Week Fly By Faster

"Can vegans get pregnant" and other funny things said this week.

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Overheard at a preschool: Boy (to girl): I like you. Girl: I like you, too. Boy: We can be friends! Girl: OK. Boy: OK. What's your number? Girl: I don't know what that is. Boy: Mine's four.

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Overheard on 30 Seconds: “how do you say hello in French?” The answer was “Bon Jovi”

3.

Overheard at a Columbia restaurant... Kid: “Daddy, who do we play tonight?” Dad: “Tennessee.” Kid: “Are we gonna win?” Dad: “Probably not.”

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Overheard: 11yo: Can you imagine if you grew out of your underwear each week? 7yo: You could get new designs all the time. 11yo: We’d spend so much money at Target. 7yo: We *already* spend so much money at Target.

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Overheard conversation at the gym: Woman: Aren’t you a little old to get instant boners? Man: I don’t get instant boners. I get “eventual boners”

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Overheard on the train: Two women talking about Idris Elba Woman 1: There’s just something about him Woman 2: I love the way he walks with his hands in his pockets Woman 1: Yeah, love a man who walks with his hands in his pockets Me: puts hands in pockets and walks off.

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Overheard at traffic court today: Entitled Driver “I want a deal!” Prosecutor “Here’s the deal, you don’t drive like an idiot and we will never see each other again” She is my hero.

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overheard “that girls gonna take your blood and your blue jeans” in my you in the law class today and it has MAJOR lup energy

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*overheard today from a student “It’s a whole new year, but your hairline still bogus.” WELCOME BACK TO SCHOOL 😂

10.

Overheard: “Like, I’m not a big DC fan, I’m more of a Marvel girl, but I just saw Aquaman...” “How was it?” “I can’t remember it, but I’m pretty sure it was good.”

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Overheard at UNA: “It’s getting pretty serious. I have a toothbrush there now, so...”

12.

Overheard in the newsroom: Reporter: "Pain and suffering" Editor: "It builds character."

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Overheard in the WIRED office: - "I've totally switched to audiobooks now" - "But then what do you do with your eyes when you're sitting?" 👀

14.

Overheard someone asking "Can Vegans get pregnant??" 🤔

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I was in Walmart earlier and overheard some guy saying “screw tide pods, we’re eating bath bombs in 2019.” It’s a no for me dawg.

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Overheard in a nyc cafe: “how about instead of calling him ‘fuckboi,’ you called him ‘FUNboy’?”

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Overheard at the coffee shop: "Give me chlamydia once, shame on you. Give me chlamydia twice, shame on me"

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