If you had the opportunity to play God, what would be your first executive decision? I think mine would be for guacamole to be free, but honestly, that's just me.
"I'm gonna finally fix that thing where you can bite the inside of your own mouth by accident."
"Make the sloth the fastest land animal in the world. Oh, and give all pigeons the power of speech in a New York accent."
"Call in sick. Who's gonna fire me?"
"Branch a universe and see how I do."
"I'm really sorry everybody, but I'll probably be smashing things into Earth at ludicrous speeds. You've played Universe Sandbox, you know it's addictive."
"Human rational thinking, I'd upgrade it. Stand back a few days and adjust more if needed."
"Update the system and then all of my dailies into macro templates and work three hours a day like any other job."
"Congratulations, penguins. You can fly now."
"Create one universal blood type. No more of this multiple blood type non-compatibility bullshit."
"I’m gonna go rogue and give my followers some evidence I exist."
"Rewatch Bruce Almighty for ideas."
"Make media appearances, give interviews, book signings, etc. No more of this ridiculous divine hiddenness that causes so much strife."
"Set up an automatic detection and punishment system for people who change lanes without using their turn signal."
"Make it rain five-pound cheesecakes."
"11th commandment: Thou shalt not follow social media influencers."
What would you do if you became God for a day?