I love a good sex story. Obvi one where the sex was good, but MORE importantly, one that'll be a story you remember for years. Sometimes, that becomes a sex(y) horror story.
On Twitter, @1aurrr asked people to share their more embarrassing sex stories, and here are just a few that had me grasping my pearls and rubbing my edges:
1. This sex fail that'll have you choking:
quote this tweet with ur most embarrassin sex story !! (my friends startin a mag n wants to include some lol) my worst one was DEFINITELY the time i was on top w this guy & out of NOWHERE the ball of my nipple piercing FELL OFF & LANDED IN HIS MOUTH & HE STARTED CHOKING HAHAHAHA
2. This shitty experience:
3. This shifty moment:
@1aurrr Did it on a bed with wheels and I honestly could not contain myself when we started making our way over to the other side of the room
4. This bloody scene:
@1aurrr Went home with a girl one night (very drunk) to cut a long story short in my taxi home the next morning the taxi driver looks at me and says “ what’s happened to your face mate, fighting last night was you?” Period blood everywhere 🙃🙃🙃
5. The double time:
@1aurrr The one and only time I’ve ever had a three way. I got both girls pregnant.
6. The unreal love of head:
@1aurrr or the time i was super drunk giving my bf head in a straight up public street in coolock at 2am and some girl shouted over HOWS IT TASTE and i stopped briefly, shouted FUCKING UNREAL LOVE then continued. why am i like this. ive not drank whiskey since
7. The lost condom:
@1aurrr My now boyfriend had to help me give birth to a condom that got lost...
8. This apocalyptic fart:
@1aurrr Farted so loud during sex, the person I was having sex with thought the ceiling was caving in 😂
9. This hot take:
@1aurrr ate some hot wings once and when i went to finger a bird the remains of the hot sauce started burning the insides of her fanny and she started screaming
10. Plays Drake's "Ratchet Happy Birthday":
@1aurrr Was having sex w this boy and apparently it was his birthday so his nan came in with a cake half way through never been so mortified in my life
11. This distracting movie scene:
@1aurrr Once the Scooby Doo movie was on and I was secretly watching it over his shoulder and Shaggy said “no Scooby your mum eats cat poo” and I burst into fits of laughter like I couldn’t stop and the guy I was with threw a whole tantrum and turned the tele off
12. This 0/10 experience:
@1aurrr Embarrassing for him, but I had a guy over and woke up the next morning to find that he SHAVED HIS PUBES IN MY SINK WITH MY RAZOR. How’d I know?? The sink was still COATED with them!!! Hours after he left, I was also informed he had a long distance gf. Overall 0/10
13. This nugget of (poop) knowledge:
@1aurrr i was sat on my bf’s dick and i thought i had let out a fart but instead a nugget of poop rolled out. I didn’t realise until i switched positions and found it. I hid it by holding it in my hand the entire time. He still has no idea it happened.
14. And lastly, this death stare only a mother can give:
@1aurrr When I was 16? My bf at the time was going down on me and he was under a blanket, I was facing the door and his MOTHER walked in and made straight eye contact with me and then walked out and screamed his name and he had to run out and get screamed at while I dipped 😭😂