Although there are a million and one valid reasons to quit your job, some things are...interesting. While this is a judgement-free zone, when #oddreasonstoquityourjob started trending on Twitter, I needed to know what some of y'all's breaking points are. The results may astound you:
First of all, we gonna do what we want:
Folks, hear me now and hear me good: There IS no odd reason to quit a job. There ain’t a boss on General Tubman’s earth who is entitled to your physical or intellectual labor. If you want to quit a job because it’s Lizzo’s birthday, DO THAT SHIT.
ANYWAY...
1. Apparently chicken tenders are a priority:
#OddReasonsToQuitAJob Their cafeteria doesn't sell chickie tendies
2. Repetitious music is a surefire way to make someone leave:
Your getting bored by the same songs playing every single day #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
3. Wow, this just resonated with all of us who have worked in retail:
#OddReasonsToQuitAJob I couldn't tell the customer that they are NOT always right.
4. OK, this is pretty odd but who doesn't like a good selfie:
Office bathroom lighting isn't ideal for selfies #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
5. Professional quitting is a full-time job:
You are a professional quitter #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
6. Well...we always need a Karen:
There’s no one named Karen #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
7. LOL, if only this is how money worked:
The 401k didn't mean $401,000 #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
8. Tag is vital for our health:
Not allowed to play tag games while at work! #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
9. OK, I can argue this one:
Because you ran out of excuses for calling in #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
10. OOP:
#OddReasonsToQuitAJob They were all Trump supporters.
11. *Sigh* this ain't odd:
I Saw My Paycheck. #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
12. It was casual with a small "c":
Casual Friday wasn’t casual enough. #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
13. LOL, well yes, this would be a valid reason to leave:
I believe my boss is a super villain. #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
14. Childdddddd, it's happy hour somewhere:
Not allowed to drink on the job #OddReasonsToQuitAJob
15. There's so much work, I hate it:
#OddReasonsToQuitAJob "There's so much work," said every employee ever.
16. Leave me alone during fall when my shows come back:
#OddReasonsToQuitAJob don’t want to miss my shows
17. I won't lie, I've never wanted a fancy toilet until I saw this:
#OddReasonsToQuitAJob The toilet in the bathroom doesn’t look like this:
18. Energy is important people:
#OddReasonsToQuitAJob the Feng Shui in the office is all wrong.
19. And last but certainly not least, Betty White is a huge reason to leave the job:
Betty White is never there #OddReasonsToQuitAJob