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A Debate About Washing Your Face Has Gone Viral, And I Need The Paramedics Because I Can't Breathe

Like, y'all are not even doing the bare minimum?!

Twitter can be the best of times and the worst of times — this is the latter. While I was minding my business and drinking my tea, Twitter user @MannieeGeee was on Twitter sharing this photo and asking, "White people really don't wash their face?"

White people really don’t wash their face?

At first I thought they were joking, until I saw this response that left me spiraling and reaching for my nearest cleanser:

Via Twitter: @MannieeGeee

Honey, I don't really fly first class all too often. But wash? I DO THAT.

THEN THERE WAS THIS, AND THIS WAS WHEN I KNEW.

How, in the blessed year of 2019, are people still not washing faces?! HOW IS A SPLASH OF WATER SUFFICIENT HYGIENE?!

The CW

Well, the good people of Twitter (the ones who DO wash their faces) and I are...confused.

@MannieeGeee @elizzle_0213 one said she don’t use soap. straight up. just hot water. biiiiiitch

First of all, I need an answer to the most important question from that thread:

@MannieeGeee How do you fail at washing your face lol

This person said they only use body wash when they're "excessively dirty," and I just need to borrow your phone so I can call the feds:

Via Twitter: @iTrap4TheHokage

WHY IS SHE COVERED IN DIRT, Y'ALL?!

WE wanna know how you are washing your beard but not your face, as if they are not LITERALLY attached.

The person that washes their beard but not their face...why? It’s on the same surface. I don’t get it... https://t.co/IbL98obcGn

Sis brought up a point about dating when there are literally ppl not bathing, and what a cruel, cruel world we live in:

@MannieeGeee HOW AM I STILL SINGLE WHEN SO MANY OTHER WHITE PEOPLE DON’T BATHE PROPERLY

So pretty much, people are not washing their faces, their legs, or their feet. I'm calling the police and going to wash my face. If you're currently dating someone, check their makeup cabinets and make sure they have a cleanser and some soap. This goes for EERYBODY. K, BYEEEE!

Joanne the Scammer