Women Shared Wild Text Messages Men Have Sent Them And Whew, Child, My Edges Are LIFTING

    I'm about to just put my phone on DND for 2020.

    Jame Jackson
    by Jame Jackson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Have y'all ever received a wild text message? Like, a text message that had you stop and do a double take?

    ITV

    On Twitter, PR and social media manager @WizMonifaaa asked people what's the wildest text a man has ever sent them, and y'all...I need something stronger than this tea!

    Fox

    I want to note that the majority of these tweets are just dumb by nature and that we can collectively laugh at how wild they are, but we DO take seriously toxic masculinity and things that can be perceived as harmful or abusive.

    1. First, this guy who received unexpected well wishes on his engagement:

    MeauxNay @WizMonifaaa

    Good Morning, what’s the craziest text a man has ever sent you? I’ll begin:

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    2. This guy who wanted to share his final goodbyes:

    Via Twitter: @DaniGetCrunk

    3. This guy who realized some convos are just weird to explain:

    Twitter: @ItsmeKLR

    4. Please make it make sense:

    Miss Black Awareness 2020 @olalaits_french

    @WizMonifaaa Make it make sense, sis!

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    5. This guy who went on a rant just so he could get kinky:

    Twitter: @LadyLunnar

    6. Not on Christmas Day, y'all:

    𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉 @codenamedp

    @WizMonifaaa Christmas Day 🥴

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    7. This guy who decided to take back his previous statement:

    Twitter: @phylliiphyl

    8. He tried to hide the baby:

    Twitter: @LanLaFlare

    9. He tried to get his mama phone bill paid:

    Twitter: @SKEEerra

    10. And his internet is just slow:

    Twitter: @habichueIita

    11. Wait, are we building or are we paying bills? I'm confused:

    Twitter: @habichueIita

    12. Nobody is safe, not even with the flu!

    Twitter: @Sojourner100

    13. A lot of things are on the way:

    Twitter: @RuhGEEnah

    14. He thought someone was hacking her account because she didn't want him anymore, LOLOL:

    Via Twitter: @VNTBLC

    15. Wait, read till the end. Now I'm confused:

    Via Twitter: @predyari

    16. Lastly, the man who is 6'3" but wants to be 6'5":

    Twitter: @_kingwhit

    Have you ever received a text message that made you do a double take? Let me know in the comments below!