9 Embarrassing Things That Can Ruin Your St. Paddy's But Might Be Hilarious Later

Because alcohol is that best friend who loves to see you fail.

1. The Ugo Hookup

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Beware of the booty blinders you're wearing by the end of the night.

2. Drunk Text Effect

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You could accidentally text your ex's mom that inappropriate Selena Gomez crying gif joke you meant to send your bestie. Damn you, opposable thumbs!

3. Dumb Idea Syndrome

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When that internal voice turns on you and makes you think getting that 'edgy' haircut is the best idea ever.

4. The Tumble

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You could slip on a mysterious substance in front of everyone. Lean on a friend in your time of need.

5. Substance Abuse

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You could accidentally get confused about which glass is yours and drink a mysterious substance.

6. The Feels Plague

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You could become overwhelmed with emotion and start leaking that mysterious substance (the mystery is snot + tears) while you gush to your friends/ex/stranger/diary/chair. You're more prone to meltdowns in this state than Kristen Bell in the presence of a sloth.

7. Getting Drawn Into a Pub Brawl Against People Less Drunk Than You Are

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You don't got dis.

8. Having an Episode of Alcohol-Induced Narcolepsy

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You could pass out anywhere, at any moment.

9. Vomiting (Not in a Bathroom)

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LOOK AWAY!

And the Next Day at Work...

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The sound of your incessant paper-shuffling is drilling into my brain. Dirty looks forever.