So you've been single for... awhile.
Your friends begin to express their concerns...
... and their testimonials of your personality at the bar have gotten really passionate.
So, you download an app.
You enter the swiping spiral.
Receiving your first nude
That's when the first wave of messages pours in
Lo and behold, you find a potential suitor.
You ask your friends for helpful pointers pre-date
You drop your location to your friends right before the date
Meeting him in public on the first date
He cuts right to the chase and asks how long you've been single
...but that's when the conversation begins to turn dull
The focus unavoidably shifts to your food
You text a friend from the bathroom
That's when he mentions what a future he can see with you
You try to appropriately respond to his request for a second date
Leaving the date and stopping for the only thing that will soothe your broken soul
Replaying the night to your friends
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