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    Breaking Into Online Dating

    As Told By Stranger Things

    So you've been single for... awhile.

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    Your friends begin to express their concerns...

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    "You should try the online thing. It'll be great."

    ... and their testimonials of your personality at the bar have gotten really passionate.

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    They have such a way with words.

    So, you download an app.

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    "Snap judgements based on five photos? SIGN ME UP."

    You enter the swiping spiral.

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    "What year is it? My thumbs are numb."

    Receiving your first nude

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    "This is nothing like 'Pretty Woman'."

    That's when the first wave of messages pours in

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    "Hey. Hi. Sup. Hey QT. Nice dog. Yo. Cute face. Pretty Smile."

    Lo and behold, you find a potential suitor.

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    "He's got a Bachelor's, all his teeth, and a dog. We can work with this."

    You ask your friends for helpful pointers pre-date

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    "Jeans are supposed to be tight these days, right?"

    You drop your location to your friends right before the date

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    "I've forwarded my cutest selfies to all of you in case you need to send out an Amber Alert."

    Meeting him in public on the first date

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    "Please look like your pictures, please look like your pictures."

    He cuts right to the chase and asks how long you've been single

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    *nervous laugh* "Only like one dog year."

    ...but that's when the conversation begins to turn dull

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    "Yeah It's been a really hot summer."

    The focus unavoidably shifts to your food

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    "Sweet deep fryer, you will never let me down."

    You text a friend from the bathroom

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    "It's a war zone out here. I finished the breadbasket alone. I've forgotten his name."

    That's when he mentions what a future he can see with you

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    "I am allergic to everything I just ate, I need to leave."

    You try to appropriately respond to his request for a second date

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    "Yeah, I'm free during the next Blood Moon."

    Leaving the date and stopping for the only thing that will soothe your broken soul

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    "I swipe right to food."

    Replaying the night to your friends

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    "I felt like the cello player on the Titanic."

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