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Dating text: "Babe, I don't feel good." Married text: "Babe, I've had diarrhea all day."

Mensagem no namoro: "Querido, não me sinto bem." Mensagem no casamento: "Querido, tive diarreia o dia todo."

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O quão normais são as suas opiniões sobre a vida matrimonial?

How Normal Are Your Opinions About Married Life?

How Popular Are Your Opinions About Married Life?

It is okay to fart in front of your spouse?

Is it okay to flirt (and nothing more) with other people?

Is it okay for your partner to stay out all night with friends without you?

Is it okay to pee with the door open?

Is it okay to tell white lies if it makes your spouse feel better?

If you're out to dinner with your spouse are medium to long periods of silence bound to happen?

Should you be able to talk about your poop in front of your spouse?

Is it okay to lose some passion in the bedroom?

Is it okay to fantasize about life with someone who is not your spouse?

Should you always feel loved by your spouse no matter what?

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No namoro: "Amor, hoje tô passando meio mal." No casamento: "Amor, hoje caguei mole o dia inteiro."

Você vê o casamento como todo mundo?

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