Community·Posted on Apr 4, 201832 Tweets That Prove Cats Are Our Rulers And We Are Not WorthyCats are just goth babies.by Jake Charles LaycockCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team 1. king rat @skeletonpup is my cat a witch please confirm 10:02 PM - 31 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. philip m jamesson @PhilJamesson WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another. 09:07 PM - 17 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. one of ur hoes @miliondollameat please pray for my cat guys he keeps melting into the sidewalk 04:50 PM - 28 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🖤 @Princessofwifi she took the midnight train going anywhere 04:34 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Floyd @dafloydsta BATMAN: I got you flowers CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase BATMAN: Ok CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact* 07:08 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. king rat @skeletonpup who is she 08:31 AM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson "Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah 05:15 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Vic @viceves My dog was terrified of the fireworks so my cat went and cuddled up with her my heart is crying still 06:26 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin Good Cop: step away from the ledge Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops 01:00 AM - 27 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. a wandering ghost @pale_teen Here's a video of my kitten sticking his entire head in the bag to get a single pita chip. Thank you 06:39 PM - 02 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jaz @jazmasta My cat sure drinks a lot of water for someone WHO CLAIMS TO BE TERRIFIED OF IT 08:13 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🔮Hungryghoast 🔮 @Hungryghoast Just when I thought this format was dead 11:00 AM - 28 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bad Kyle @KyleMcDowell86 [cat hits a catnip blunt] What if, hear me out here, what if humans didn't enjoy seeing our buttholes [other cat] Dude you're high, shut up 04:56 AM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Chase Stout ✈️ @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." 05:26 PM - 26 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella This has been the hardest test I've had to endure 02:00 AM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Persian Rose @PersianRose1 Ninja cat 11:55 AM - 27 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ♡ luna ♡ @lunagaristo him: come over;) me: i can't my cat is laying on me him: my parents aren't home;))) me: my cat is asleep and laying on me do you not underst 09:00 PM - 06 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey "Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you." 05:56 PM - 13 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. 10:56 AM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Cassidy Schreiner @casssiiddy The only struggle of having cats is never being able to wear black clothing without using a lint roller 05:43 PM - 28 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. corgi queen @baz00per she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron 02:30 AM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Pat Gill @Pizza_Suplex when ur fit friends invite you to the gym 02:48 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Maud Bernabé @MaudBernab Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. 10:30 AM - 12 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn [god making cats] The cutest face & bodies ever. "Great!" In their paws, tiny razor blades. "Huh?" And the eyes of that dickhead Satan. 09:25 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. 健 @bnr7403 うぎゃ〜 12:50 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Tom @tdawks There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet. 08:08 AM - 08 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Coworker: [shows me pic of her baby] Me: [shows her pic of my cat] Here's mine. Coworker: That's a cat. Me: Cats are just goth babies. 06:44 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT My cat is sad because he & this picture of a horse can never be friends as he is a cat & it is a picture of a horse. 07:03 PM - 22 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. moody monday @mdob11 [at the cat shelter] Yes hello I'd like to start a tab, please 02:17 PM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. rae paoletta @PAYOLETTER rt if you think this cat is doing an amazing job 03:05 AM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne apartments in the city won't allow cats, but they'll allow parents who named their children after Game of Thrones characters. It's bullshit. 10:34 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Emergency Kittens @EmrgencyKittens i cannot believe "if it fits, i sits" transcends boundaries in this way 03:45 PM - 31 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!