Community·Posted on Apr 4, 201832 Tweets That Prove Cats Are Our Rulers And We Are Not WorthyCats are just goth babies.by Jake Charles LaycockCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. king rat @skeletonpup is my cat a witch please confirm 10:02 PM - 31 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. philip m jamesson @PhilJamesson WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another. 09:07 PM - 17 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. one of ur hoes @miliondollameat please pray for my cat guys he keeps melting into the sidewalk 04:50 PM - 28 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🖤 @Princessofwifi she took the midnight train going anywhere 04:34 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Floyd @dafloydsta BATMAN: I got you flowers CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase BATMAN: Ok CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact* 07:08 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. king rat @skeletonpup who is she 08:31 AM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson "Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah 05:15 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Vic @viceves My dog was terrified of the fireworks so my cat went and cuddled up with her my heart is crying still 06:26 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin Good Cop: step away from the ledge Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops 01:00 AM - 27 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. a wandering ghost @pale_teen Here's a video of my kitten sticking his entire head in the bag to get a single pita chip. Thank you 06:39 PM - 02 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jaz @jazmasta My cat sure drinks a lot of water for someone WHO CLAIMS TO BE TERRIFIED OF IT 08:13 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🔮Hungryghoast 🔮 @Hungryghoast Just when I thought this format was dead 11:00 AM - 28 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bad Kyle @KyleMcDowell86 [cat hits a catnip blunt] What if, hear me out here, what if humans didn't enjoy seeing our buttholes [other cat] Dude you're high, shut up 04:56 AM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Chase Stout ✈️ @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." 05:26 PM - 26 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella This has been the hardest test I've had to endure 02:00 AM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Persian Rose @PersianRose1 Ninja cat 11:55 AM - 27 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ♡ luna ♡ @lunagaristo him: come over;) me: i can't my cat is laying on me him: my parents aren't home;))) me: my cat is asleep and laying on me do you not underst 09:00 PM - 06 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey "Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you." 05:56 PM - 13 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. 10:56 AM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Cassidy Schreiner @casssiiddy The only struggle of having cats is never being able to wear black clothing without using a lint roller 05:43 PM - 28 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. corgi queen @baz00per she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron 02:30 AM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Pat Gill @Pizza_Suplex when ur fit friends invite you to the gym 02:48 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Maud Bernabé @MaudBernab Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. 10:30 AM - 12 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn [god making cats] The cutest face & bodies ever. "Great!" In their paws, tiny razor blades. "Huh?" And the eyes of that dickhead Satan. 09:25 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. 健 @bnr7403 うぎゃ〜 12:50 PM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Tom @tdawks There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet. 08:08 AM - 08 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Coworker: [shows me pic of her baby] Me: [shows her pic of my cat] Here's mine. Coworker: That's a cat. Me: Cats are just goth babies. 06:44 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT My cat is sad because he & this picture of a horse can never be friends as he is a cat & it is a picture of a horse. 07:03 PM - 22 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. moody monday @mdob11 [at the cat shelter] Yes hello I'd like to start a tab, please 02:17 PM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. rae paoletta @PAYOLETTER rt if you think this cat is doing an amazing job 03:05 AM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne apartments in the city won't allow cats, but they'll allow parents who named their children after Game of Thrones characters. It's bullshit. 10:34 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Emergency Kittens @EmrgencyKittens i cannot believe "if it fits, i sits" transcends boundaries in this way 03:45 PM - 31 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!