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32 Tweets That Prove Cats Are Our Rulers And We Are Not Worthy

Cats are just goth babies.

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WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another.

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please pray for my cat guys he keeps melting into the sidewalk

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she took the midnight train going anywhere

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BATMAN: I got you flowers CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase BATMAN: Ok CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact*

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"Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah

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My dog was terrified of the fireworks so my cat went and cuddled up with her my heart is crying still

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Good Cop: step away from the ledge Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops

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Here's a video of my kitten sticking his entire head in the bag to get a single pita chip. Thank you

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My cat sure drinks a lot of water for someone WHO CLAIMS TO BE TERRIFIED OF IT

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[cat hits a catnip blunt] What if, hear me out here, what if humans didn't enjoy seeing our buttholes [other cat] Dude you're high, shut up

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When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."

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This has been the hardest test I've had to endure

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him: come over;) me: i can't my cat is laying on me him: my parents aren't home;))) me: my cat is asleep and laying on me do you not underst

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"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."

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My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.

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The only struggle of having cats is never being able to wear black clothing without using a lint roller

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she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron

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when ur fit friends invite you to the gym

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[god making cats] The cutest face & bodies ever. "Great!" In their paws, tiny razor blades. "Huh?" And the eyes of that dickhead Satan.

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There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet.

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Coworker: [shows me pic of her baby] Me: [shows her pic of my cat] Here's mine. Coworker: That's a cat. Me: Cats are just goth babies.

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My cat is sad because he & this picture of a horse can never be friends as he is a cat & it is a picture of a horse.

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[at the cat shelter] Yes hello I'd like to start a tab, please

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rt if you think this cat is doing an amazing job

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apartments in the city won't allow cats, but they'll allow parents who named their children after Game of Thrones characters. It's bullshit.

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i cannot believe "if it fits, i sits" transcends boundaries in this way

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