Community·Posted on Aug 22, 201726 Of The Funniest "Shut Up Carol" Tweets You'll Ever SeeApologies to all lovely people named Carol.by Jake Charles LaycockCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. George Garrett @GeorgeyGarrett When u eat a massive meal and someone says "you won't need to eat for the rest of the day now" shut up carol I'll be hungry in an hour 10:42 AM - 12 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. reed @queenreedxoxo I hate when you complain about doing an adult thing and some adult is like "welcome to adulthood" like shut up Carol let me be bitter. 12:30 PM - 01 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Moonlover @bigbootyjuliex I hate when people call pizza "pie" it's a fucking pizza shut up Carol 09:48 PM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mack👑 @mpondelick Hate when I give my dog people food and someone is like omg you can't there's chocolate in it. Shut up Carol one chunk won't kill him 01:04 AM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Katie @katorade27 "Haha yeah I'm addicted to drugs. Caffeine is a drug ;)" Shut up Carol I doubt you've ever disappointed your loved ones for a cup of coffee 05:42 PM - 25 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lauren Miller @LaurenMiller54 "Ice cream isn't good for you. It's a lot of unhealthy fat, sugar, & calories" Shut up Carol. Let me eat my damn Ben&Jerry's in peace. 02:59 AM - 17 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. tay @7502am every time I bring up astrology someone ALWAYS has to say "you can't judge someone by their sign only" shut up carol and let me have fun 11:50 PM - 09 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Adwin Lowry @adWinninggg I hate seeing when someone's friends tweet goes viral and they say "you're famous Becky" like shut up carol, Becky still ain't shit 09:55 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. kim ♡ @photosynthesiii I hate when people are like "ugh they were taken too soon!" Shut up Carol they were 88 years old, they should be dead 03:55 AM - 11 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. genevieve @GenevieveBert i'm so tired of adults complaining about kids using fidget spinners, like shut up carol your kid could be doing meth instead 05:16 AM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ₊⁺˳✧ HYUNA IS COMING @cinna_fome Happiness is a choice, you can choo-SHUT UP CAROL, NOT EVERYBODY HAS A PERFECT MENTAL HEALTH AND EVEN IF THEY WANT TO BE HAPPY, THEY CAN'T. 12:39 AM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. rad dad @ohemgeeijizzed My coworker is going around "May the 4th be with you". Like shut up Carol, you're prob also that person who claps when the plane lands. 😑 04:13 PM - 04 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. JZA 🌺 @Pure_aTRACKtion I'm lowkey tired of wypeepo thinking their input matters when discussing the black community. Like shut up Carol, you know nothing about it 05:25 PM - 19 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. rad dad @ohemgeeijizzed Like shut up Carol, nobody likes you anyways. 🙃 02:02 PM - 14 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Franks @franks_m Parents constantly saying how fast their kids are growing up. I'm like "shut up Carol, looks about the right size for a 2 year old" 07:15 AM - 08 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Indian Pale Dale @adale001 How do your parents always know exactly when you're drinking? Shut up Carol I'm trying to blackout 05:36 AM - 07 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Em 💋 @emily_cox25 I hate cashiers that comment on what you buy. Like "ooh lettuce someone eats healthy". Shut up carol just scan it. 🙄 09:33 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Josh @JoshyTWD LADY TODAY JUST SAID "FEELING A BIT BLUE TODAY SON?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT SHUT UP CAROL 02:45 AM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Shelby Ouellette @shelby0uellette idk why old people get so up in arms about rap mentioning drugs like shut up carol you know the beatles were smoking weed n tripping on LSD 03:18 AM - 31 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Sorensen @BuddhaSorensen "Omg 2016 sucked but 2017 will totally be my year" Shut up carol you're gunna do you're diet for 2 weeks and complain how hard your life is 07:51 AM - 26 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Roque @rougeroke "You're not supposed to wear denim on denim" "Shut up carol I make the rules here you bitch that's why you're on your third divorce" 01:15 AM - 09 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Austin Davis @ireallylazy33 When you are jamming out to Disney songs and the lady in the car next to you is laughing at you, like shut up Carol who do you think you are 09:52 PM - 31 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. rach @lil_duffer this lady asked me why I had to pierce my nose and told me how ridiculous it looked....SHUT UP CAROL U ARE LUCKY IM AT WORK OR ID SLAP U RN 07:25 PM - 06 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. isabella @BellaAshlynn Why do people in the workout videos ask you questions like you gonna hear me answer through the computer screen like shut up carol 11:37 PM - 08 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Marfa Rose @marfarose_ I just noticed how the name Carol is so hated upon. Carol: I don't think it is. Me: Shut up Carol "sigh" Just sounds right. 05:32 PM - 29 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!