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23 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Obsessed With Wine

"Wine! She needs wine!"

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1. You bring your own bottle of wine to parties, not only to be polite, but because all other alcohol is inferior.

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2. You know there’s absolutely no way to survive a family gathering without it.

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3. Wineries are basically Disney World for you.

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4. You're at the point where you don't even care what kind of wine you drink.

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5. You love boxed wine, too...

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6. ...because honestly wine is wine and it doesn’t matter how much it costs. It’s wine.

7. Cooking is just an excuse for you to drink wine.

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8. You stand by this scientific theory that you've personally tested many times and has never failed.

9. Kathie Lee & Hoda are your #GOALS.

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10. You're looking forward to becoming a wine mom.

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11. You appreciate how wonderful grapes are because they made the ultimate sacrifice for you to have wine.

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12. You love cheese, too.

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13. You only have one thing in mind for your ideal Saturday night.

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14. Wine has gotten you through all the hard times...

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15. ...and will literally never let you down.

Everything is a fucking excruciating letdown except maybe dogs and wine

16. You have a collection of corks because you could never get rid of your ~friends~.

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17. You've gotten creative in the way you ask guests to bring you wine.

18. Any time is a good time for wine.

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19. And after a long day, there's nothing you need more than a glass of wine.

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20. You've gotten fancy with your wine glasses.

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21. The glass is never big enough...

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22. ...and sometimes you don't even need a glass.

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23. But you always drink EVERY. LAST. DROP.

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