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    23 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Obsessed With Wine

    "Wine! She needs wine!"

    1. You bring your own bottle of wine to parties, not only to be polite, but because all other alcohol is inferior.

    2. You know there’s absolutely no way to survive a family gathering without it.

    3. Wineries are basically Disney World for you.

    4. You're at the point where you don't even care what kind of wine you drink.

    5. You love boxed wine, too...

    6. ...because honestly wine is wine and it doesn’t matter how much it costs. It’s wine.

    7. Cooking is just an excuse for you to drink wine.

    8. You stand by this scientific theory that you've personally tested many times and has never failed.

    9. Kathie Lee & Hoda are your #GOALS.

    10. You're looking forward to becoming a wine mom.

    11. You appreciate how wonderful grapes are because they made the ultimate sacrifice for you to have wine.

    12. You love cheese, too.

    13. You only have one thing in mind for your ideal Saturday night.

    14. Wine has gotten you through all the hard times...

    15. ...and will literally never let you down.

    Everything is a fucking excruciating letdown except maybe dogs and wine

    16. You have a collection of corks because you could never get rid of your ~friends~.

    17. You've gotten creative in the way you ask guests to bring you wine.

    18. Any time is a good time for wine.

    19. And after a long day, there's nothing you need more than a glass of wine.

    20. You've gotten fancy with your wine glasses.

    21. The glass is never big enough...

    22. ...and sometimes you don't even need a glass.

    23. But you always drink EVERY. LAST. DROP.