Two days ago I came to you with a disturbing revelation that the Krabby Patty ~may~ be made of crab.
*throws up Krabby Patty*
Our collective childhood was immediately destroyed.
But we have gathered here today for an IMPORTANT update to this underwater fiasco.
Nickelodeon has responded to the theory with a comment on an Instagram user's post.
"Not made from crabs."
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
All is good again in the happy underwater utopia that is Bikini Bottom.
There you have it. I guess we may never truly know the Krabby Patty secret formula.
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So what do you think the Krabby Patty is really made of?