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    If The 50 States Were People At A Party

    It's a party in the USA.

    Jake Kaplan
    by Jake Kaplan

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Texas: The bouncer.

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    Don't mess with Texas.

    Indiana: The party host.

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    Ever been to a barn party?

    Delaware: First to arrive.

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    And they'll remind you that they were first every chance they can get...

    Georgia: Dies at the pregame.

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    Too much peach schnapps.

    New York: The DJ.

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    Everyone's got a kid from their hometown trying to become a rapper.

    Massachusetts: The bartender.

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    Cheers! Everybody knows your name!

    Maryland: Overdressed.

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    "The Queen State" needs to take a chill pill.

    Kansas: Dresses for the theme.

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    Wizard of Oz themed of course!

    Pennsylvania: Comes in pajamas.

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    They're the state of independence and they do what they want!

    Mississippi: Takes off an article of clothing with each drink.

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    Mississippi: M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PeePee-I

    Vermont: The hipster.

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    Go green!

    Louisiana and Nevada: The beer pong champs.

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    That combo of New Orleans and Las Vegas could never fail.

    West Virginia: The keg stand record holder.

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    They go hard.

    Rhode Island: The wallflower.

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    So tiny. So shy. So lovable.

    Alaska: The first to go home.

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    They have a long commute home, so we understand.

    Michigan: The first to throw up.

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    Don't worry, they'll rally and take four more shots!

    Wyoming: The friend who holds hair back.

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    What a friendly crowd!

    Arizona: The first to fall asleep.

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    They're also really hot — but, like, a dry hot.

    Idaho: Leaves the party to get food.

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    A potato perhaps?

    Wisconsin: The social butterfly.

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    They're telling everyone about their cheese smh.

    Tennessee: Flirts with everyone.

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    The only ten I see...

    New Jersey: The dancing queen.

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    The fist pumps are getting out of control.

    Alabama: Sings at the top of their lungs.

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    "SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!"

    Washington: Starts philosophical discussions.

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    Have you been to Seattle?

    Utah: Starts roasting everyone.

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    Str8 outta SALT(Y) Lake City...

    New Mexico: Tells everyone they're their best friend.

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    You're my bestest best friend!

    Illinois: Always down for shots.

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    "YOLO" —Chance the Rapper

    Connecticut: The wine drinker.

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    Getting soccer mom wasted.

    Minnesota: The beer drinker.

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    Crack open a cold one with the boys!

    Ohio: The vodka drinker.

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    Buckeye Vodka is a thing.

    Kentucky: The whiskey drinker.

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    And we're not just saying Fireball.

    South Carolina: The fun-but-sloppy drunk.

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    Tailgates can get out of control...

    Nebraska: The happy drunk.

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    So wholesome!

    California: The fearless drunk.

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    California dreamin'.

    Arkansas: The emotional drunk.

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    People keep mispronouncing their name.

    Montana: The lightweight.

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    The "Big Sky Country" needs lessons in holding down their liquor!

    Oklahoma: The heavyweight.

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    Make room for the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP! And they know all the words to the musical, too!

    Maine: Sober.

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    So pure.

    Florida: Blackout.

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    All aboard the hot mess express with nonstop service to Miami.

    Colorado: High.

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    #420 #BlazeIt

    North and South Dakota: ~That~ couple.

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    The Dakotas just get along so well nowadays.

    Iowa and Missouri: Gets in a fight.

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    Another dispute over land omg.

    North Carolina: On their phone the whole time.

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    Stop watching the UNC Chapel Hill football game!

    Virginia: The photographer/snapchatter.

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    Virginia is for lovers — and they sure love to be the paparazzi.

    Oregon: Makes a toast.

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    Oregon: "Thanks for coming everyone!!" Everyone: "Who is that?"

    Hawaii: The hype person.

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    Beach, please.

    New Hampshire: The designated driver.

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    You can always count on responsible New Hampshire!