If The 50 States Were People At A Party
It's a party in the USA.
Texas: The bouncer.
Indiana: The party host.
Delaware: First to arrive.
Georgia: Dies at the pregame.
New York: The DJ.
Massachusetts: The bartender.
Kansas: Dresses for the theme.
Pennsylvania: Comes in pajamas.
Mississippi: Takes off an article of clothing with each drink.
Vermont: The hipster.
Louisiana and Nevada: The beer pong champs.
West Virginia: The keg stand record holder.
Rhode Island: The wallflower.
Alaska: The first to go home.
Michigan: The first to throw up.
Wyoming: The friend who holds hair back.
Arizona: The first to fall asleep.
Idaho: Leaves the party to get food.
Wisconsin: The social butterfly.
Tennessee: Flirts with everyone.
New Jersey: The dancing queen.
Alabama: Sings at the top of their lungs.
Washington: Starts philosophical discussions.
Utah: Starts roasting everyone.
New Mexico: Tells everyone they're their best friend.
Illinois: Always down for shots.
Connecticut: The wine drinker.
Minnesota: The beer drinker.
Ohio: The vodka drinker.
Kentucky: The whiskey drinker.
South Carolina: The fun-but-sloppy drunk.
Nebraska: The happy drunk.
California: The fearless drunk.
Arkansas: The emotional drunk.
Montana: The lightweight.
Oklahoma: The heavyweight.
North and South Dakota: ~That~ couple.
Iowa and Missouri: Gets in a fight.
North Carolina: On their phone the whole time.
Virginia: The photographer/snapchatter.
Oregon: Makes a toast.
Hawaii: The hype person.
New Hampshire: The designated driver.
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