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33 Tweets That Are So Relatable It Hurts

"Took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit."

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ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer

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As you explain your opinion, I slowly pull the drawstrings on your hoodie until your face is completely covered, then leave without a word.

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me venting to someone that probably low key hates me and is gonna talk shit about me in a group chat later

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ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone

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When your mom starts listing all the stuff she wants done around the house

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15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.

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HATE when I'm having a gossip at work then a customer needs serving. Can u wait

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me after Amazon lowers Whole Food's prices

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me deleting the oxford comma from a post so it meets the character limit

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Apple needs to explain to me how I have my phone on do not disturb and ppl still disturbing me

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if I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem

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Single af. Financially unstable. Emotionally distressed. And just moved into an overpriced apartment with roommates… https://t.co/Zxob7bLH0C

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My goal is to have $20,000 in my bank account by the New Years I already got $2.91

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took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit

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Lmaooo, my 13 year old sister don't play

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i love calling ppl "b" cus they never know what u mean. bitch? babe? barnacle boy? they'll never know

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I'd rather die than make two trips carrying in groceries!

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LMFAO IM IN THE MOVIE THEATER AND SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME

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When your cellular connection accidentally shoots your shot for you...

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i've been a student for 10 years, is this how jobhunting works?

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when you listening to one of you fave songs but it's got a bad memories attached to it and but it's a good song

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How y'all look hating on people who don't know you