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25 Hysterical Tweets You Should Show Your Mom

"Wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL."

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I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy

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so my auntie bought this so my cousins head wouldn't be rolling around on the road and this is what happened πŸ˜‚

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"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

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my mother was giggling at this and told me to "take a look at that adorable dachshund, he's sleeping", she was look… https://t.co/lmhpm4qOFc

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I bet the first woman who had twins was like ??????????

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My mom was playing racket ball and ended up throwing her back out trying to show offπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Wife had a bunch of rum drinks tonight and we somehow ended up at Target

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Thanks for the clarification, Dad.

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my mom is so extra πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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If Shania Twain saying "let's go girls" doesn't flip some internal switch in you, you're lying.

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my mom asked me for a pic of ed sheeran and i tried to be funny and i edited it i didnt know she was gonna frame it… https://t.co/hjxeapKCI0

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wife: I am having an affair me: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have the affair as well

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One of my students got sick of the rest of the class and started meditating πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

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if there is a better stock photo narrative i haven't seen it.

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my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u

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Presumably good at helping people stay alive.

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My mom used the dominos app for the first time and forgot to get sauce and cheese. Dead

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I sent my husband grocery shopping earlier (with a list) and it stressed him out so bad

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My daughter was chasing my son around with a lightsaber and got a little too into it.....

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