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27 Food Tweets That Will Make Milk Come Out Of Your Nose

"Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"

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vegan girls 😍😍😍 >>>>

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#SolarEclipse2017 as seen through a saltine cracker.

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*approaches hot blonde at supermarket* "Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"

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I'm not appreciated enough. Saw this bread and not one person laughed when I said "dat ass dough".

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LOOK HOW FUCKING BURNT MY TOAST IS ITS FUCKING GLOWING

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How much garlic recipes call for vs how much I use

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The reality is, a vanilla soy latte is a type of three-bean soup.

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Her: babe I want sushi Me: bone app the teeth

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COOKING HACK: if you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there

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I sent my husband grocery shopping earlier (with a list) and it stressed him out so bad

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me after Amazon lowers Whole Food's prices

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La gente cuando se toma una selfie / yo

People when they take a selfie vs. me.

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Pleasure to meet you. The name's...

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So I'm just supposed to know that you can't eat the outside of the pineapple, like I'm some sort of scientist

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My mom used the dominos app for the first time and forgot to get sauce and cheese. Dead

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eating salsa as a kid vs eating it now

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She never compromises, loves babies and surprises wears high heels when she exercises, ain't it beautiful...

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My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.

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Me on food network: "I made a puréed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun"

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Parmesan Sir? "Yes please" Say when. *Grates Parmesan* Sir? "..." *Grates fingers* SIR? "..." *Grates entire hand* Please...I have a family.

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