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29 Hilariously Ridiculous Denny's Tweets

"Do you ever yearn for the soft touch of a pancake?"

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1. Yes... yes I do.

do you ever yearn for the soft touch of a pancake

2. I can't wait to see Wizard Greg's first waffle story.

waffles in 2017 will now have stories

3. They were all of us on Father's Day.

thanks for all of the well wishes today but we are not your daddy we are a restaurant

4. Zamn zaddy.

wow they’re at it again. what does this one even mean

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5. Actually, it's spelled d-a-d-d-i. thank you.

to some of the users responding to our tweets: diner is spelled d-i-n-e-r not d-a-d-d-y. thank you.

6. Denny's did it before Barbie.

7. I'm gonna eat my family.

a plate of french fries is a family

8. EGG-cellent...

each new day is a fresh egg waiting for you not to crack its shell and completely ruin everything #mondaymotivation

9. YEAH!!!! I'm lookin' @ you, NASA!

ok if the moon ISNT made of cheese then why did those guys go up there?

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10. This is what my camera roll looks like too...

"hey denny's can I see your phone" "uh yeah one second"

11. They created a brand new type of egg hunt.

sure, you know about the easter bunny but what about the easter denny, who leaves piles of scrambled eggs all over your home and yard

12. Bone apple tea!

13. *thinking emoji*

you can’t spell pancakes without pancreas

14. In a heartbeat.

if somehow you were shrunk in a scientific experiment, would you live in a waffle square?

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15. Who knew pancakes were glossophobic?!?

foods biggest fears: 🥑: being eaten 🥓: being eaten 🍌: being eaten 🍳: being eaten 🧀: being eaten 🥞: public speaking 🍔: being eaten

16. Please tell me there's a Denny's in Vegas.

👩🏻: i love pancakes 👨🏻: then why don't you marry them haha (the next day) 👴🏻: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... ❤️👰🏻🥞❤️

THEY DO HAVE ONE!!!!!1!!!!!

annual valentine's reminder: you can get married at the denny's in vegas 💍👰🎰🍳🍰💝🎉

17. I'd get an iPancake.

18. Do they make them with bluetooth?

true innovation would have been replacing the headphone jack with a flapjack

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19. This is ~relatable~.

have you ever laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose but you weren’t even drinking milk?

20. They even gave us a history lesson. #BLESSED

the first dude to use a plate probably walked so smugly by all the other cavemen standing with fists full of wooly mammoth.

21. Who wouldn't agree?

22. @ her next time. 🐍

That moment when a new meme appears on the internet.

23. Let's all start this in 2018.

a new year, a new start, a new chance to eat pancakes for breakfast 365 days in a row.

24. I'm trying this tonight.

if cucumber slices are good for your eyes then just go ahead and put a whole dang salad on your face

25. All of me is ready.

are you ready for the summer of syrup

26. shoOK.

get yourself a diner who can do both

27. RT RT RT.

。★。☆。 。☆ 。☆。★ ★。\|/。★ RT IF U R THIRSTY ★。/|\。★ 。☆。。☆ 。☆ 。★。 ☆ ★

28. Da fuq.

29. And finally, the time they broke the internet with a simple stack of pancakes.

Never change, Denny's.

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