I Just Figured Out Why Chandler Is The Best Sex Monica Ever Had
"SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN!"
After rewatching Friends, I came to a realization about Monica and Chandler that straight-up shook me!
In Season 5, Episode 4: "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS," we learn that Monica’s “secret boyfriend” is the BEST sex she’s ever had.
Her secret boyfriend happens to be Chandler, who’s sitting right next to Monica when Rachel says this:
I know what we were all thinking. Chandler? Better than all of Monica's other boyfriends, including Magnum P.I. himself, Tom Selleck/Richard?
Chandler? The guy who constantly makes self-deprecating jokes about himself in the bedroom?
Don't worry, Chandler thought the same thing, which is why he asked Monica about it (who, to be fair, didn't answer).
But we are left to assume that, yes, he’s even better than Richard. *Cue the dance*
After realizing he had been an ass, Chandler apologizes and says, "If I'm the best, it's only because YOU made me the best”…which is the sentence that triggered a lightbulb moment in my head!
Monica MADE him the best... literally. Remember when Monica shows Chandler her favorite SEVEN erogenous zones, the best technique to hit each one, and the exact order she likes?!
This scene took place only a season prior — Season 4, Episode 11: "The One with Phoebe's Uterus” — and I’m sure Chandler made sure to remember Monica’s tips.
Now, yeah, the feelings Monica and Chandler have for each other are probably a big part of why their sex life is so great…
…But if Chandler found something in the bedroom that worked (well), wouldn't he just keep doing it... say a year later when he and Monica got together?
And who other than Monica — who, by her own description of herself, can be a MAJOR control freak — would want her own sex life mapped out to the letter?
If Chandler remembered exactly what Monica planned out, then naturally he'd be phenomenal in bed, right?
Ah yes, these two. A match made in heaven.
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