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    This Week's Ep Of "The White Lotus" Had Me SCREAMING, And Here Are 34 Tweets To Tell You Why

    "Portia gave us one cute outfit, now she’s back to dressing like a Polly Pocket doll who lost half her luggage."

    Another episode of The White Lotus blessed our screens last night, and baby, it did not disappoint!

    Here's what The People™ are saying:

    1. Some fans need everyone to realize that this is EVENT TELEVISION!!!

    i need to watch white lotus tonight in a sports bar setting i want us all screaming at tv's w aperol spritzes in hand

    @lydia_meredith / Via Twitter: @lydia_meredith

    2.

    Straight people sit around and wait for a football game on Sunday gay people sit around and wait for a new episode of the white lotus

    @heyjaeee / Via Twitter: @heyjaeee

    3. And just because we're all obsessed with the show, doesn't mean we have everyone's names memorized.

    no one knows all the characters names on white lotus, they’re simply: aubrey plaza aubrey plazas husband theo james daphne grandpa dad incel son blondie jennifer coolidge the manager my girls (or the hookers) british guy

    @rachmalexander / Via Twitter: @rachmalexander

    4. The amount of male nudity in this program has not gone unnoticed (or unappreciated!).

    Mike White directing each episode of The White Lotus

    @n__c__l / Blumhouse Producitons / Via Twitter: @n__c__l

    5. Lucia and Mia remain many people's fave part of the show.

    @oocwhitelotus / HBO / Disney Channel / Via Twitter: @oocwhitelotus

    6. While others still can't get over Harper/Aubrey Plaza (AND WHO CAN BLAME THEM?!).

    the most unrealistic part of the white lotus season 2 is harper having to beg for ethan to have sex with her when aubrey plaza is going around looking like this

    @noradominick / HBO / Via Twitter: @noradominick

    7. Her and Ethan's storyline really ramped up this week.

    #WhiteLotus the face when you successfully gaslight your husband right back. He tells you you’re being unreasonable with a mountain of evidence, so you fuck with his mind carefully leaving no evidence.

    @Sureasyoureborn / HBO / Via Twitter: @Sureasyoureborn

    8.

    This!!! This is what I was thinking the entire episode. Ethan gets a hint of something with zero proof and he’s losing his fucking mind. Meanwhile, he expects Harper to just take his word and be cool and move on. 🙄 #WhiteLotus https://t.co/eJxVoCbRrN

    @sunshineneverla / Via Twitter: @sunshineneverla

    9.

    This angry, sexually frustrated toast bite was absolute *chef’s kiss* 🤌 #WhiteLotus

    @AnOpinionMinion / HBO / Via Twitter: @AnOpinionMinion

    10. But Daphne continues to live in her own little world, and frankly, I'm jealous.

    I hope Daphne had a wonderful massage while everyone else’s lives imploded.

    @evanrosskatz / Via Twitter: @evanrosskatz

    11.

    Now I know why Daphne is the only one alive at the end of the season—Ms Girl just be live, laugh and loving thru all the chaos. #whitelotus

    @ReytheBison / Via Twitter: @ReytheBison

    12.

    the way Daphne takes the aspirin in this scene is a masterclass of body language in acting #WhiteLotus

    @justinsparked / HBO / Via Twitter: @justinsparked

    13. The Di Grasso's story seemed to reach a thesis statement.

    @LizzyLaurie / HBO / Via Twitter: @LizzyLaurie

    14.

    kinda interesting how the Di Grasso ancestors were 3 women who are untrusting of men, implying all the men before these 3 generations also didn't treat their wives/sisters properly and it's an endless cycle #WhiteLotus

    @swiftlydunphy / Via Twitter: @swiftlydunphy

    15. And gave us this absolute GEM of a character.

    THE BREAKOUT STAR OF THE WHITE LOTUS SEASON 2: ANGRY ITALIAN GRANDMA W/ ARTICHOKE

    @EmmaTolkin / HBO / Via Twitter: @EmmaTolkin

    16. And Portia's fashións continue to be one of the most talked about parts of our little hotel show.

    portia gave us one cute outfit, now she’s back to dressing like a polly pocket doll who lost half her luggage 😭 #WhiteLotus

    @slimmerella / Via Twitter: @slimmerella_

    17.

    @EmmaTolkin / Disney Channel / HBO / Via Twitter: @EmmaTolkin

    18.

    SHE’S WEARING “THE GODFATHER” TEE AFTER TELLING ALBIE’S GRANDPA SHE HAD NEVER SEEN THE FILM. IS THIS A JOKE LOL. #WhiteLotus

    @meredithasbury / HBO / Via Twitter: @meredithasbury

    19. But her storyline with the "nephew" has started to overshadow even her most wild looks.

    Season 2 of White Lotus would be so different if Portia had watched Love Island and knew to stay away from men from Essex

    @Abbykl1 / Via Twitter: @Abbykl1

    20. Including the drunken confession she got out of Jack last night.

    “what kind of hole” #whitelotus

    @HelloAva / Dreamworks / Via Twitter: @HelloAva

    21.

    “what do you mean, what kind of hole?” “fucking deep hole” #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus

    @neroandsporus / Via Twitter: @neroandsporus

    22. OPEN YOUR EYES, GIRL!

    Portia… sis all I’m saying is there are SIGNS. Go find Albie. 😭 #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus

    @JoshMcVa / Via Twitter: @JoshMcVa

    23.

    Portia next episode, probably #WhiteLotus

    @asiatjohnson / Via Twitter: @asiatjohnson

    24. Hotel manager Valentina was GOING THROUGH IT this week.

    the White Lotus manager staring at her front desk girly from across reception like:

    @abbzbutler / Dolmio / Via Twitter: @abbzbutler

    25.

    isabella: “i said rocco because he’s my boyfriend…actually we’re engaged” valentina: #WhiteLotus

    @kathleen_hanley / HBO / Via Twitter: @kathleen_hanley

    26.

    Characters that hate Rocco #WhiteLotus

    @mccarroll236 / HBO / PBS / Via Twitter: @mccarroll236

    27. But at least she got to have a little fun in the end!

    one thing about white lotus hotel managers they will have gay sex on the premises

    @mattxiv / HBO / Via Twitter: @mattxiv

    28. But Jennifer Coolidge's journey was both shocking and...aspirational? LOL.

    Doing a Jennifer Coolidge and partying and doing dr*gs with a bunch of gays in an Italian palace is now my 2023 resolution

    @colormejorge / Via Twitter: @colormejorge

    29. But as "the gay's" true intentions start to become clearer, fans are starting to get worried!

    Me to everyone in Villa Pisano: #WhiteLotus

    @ZachGilyard / @ddlovato / Via Twitter: @ZachGilyard

    30. But let's not forget the events from Season 1...

    Everyone rooting for Tanya to get out like you all don’t remember she broke my girl Belinda’s heart from S1. #WhiteLotus

    @hayden_petty / Via Twitter: @hayden_petty

    31. But this reveal really was the GAG! (Shoutout to all the people who were right about this theory.)

    Tanya really saw a photo of her husband with the high-end british gay, calmly put the picture frame down, and then told the well-hung sex worker she was "nervous" THE WHITE LOTUS GIVES US SO MUCH EVERY WEEK https://t.co/xuEeQEZonl

    @hellolanemoore / HBO / Via Twitter: @hellolanemoore

    32.

    in my opinion, this should have been the picture tanya found of greg #WhiteLotus

    @kathleen_hanley / HBO / Via Twitter: @kathleen_hanley

    33.

    TANYA!! GREG is the straight cowboy he fell in love with!!! There is no queen of Sicily!! He’s trynna kill you aka “die for beauty” you rich fabulous baboon!!! #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus

    @zanaduxx / Via Twitter: @zanaduxx

    34. Thank you for your service, White Lotus. May you never change.

    Me at the end of every episode of #WhiteLotus

    @kar__lee / HBO / Via Twitter: @kar__lee

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