There is a new meme circulating on Twitter that perfectly encapsulates getting cornered by "THAT" person at a party.
They get so passionate about a topic that they can't seem to stop talking, regardless if the person they're talking to is interested or not.
We all either know that person or have been that person (I know I'm guilty! LOL), but I think we can all laugh because these tweets are almost too relatable. Enjoy!
1. I've always meant to watch The X-Files, but now I guess I don't have to!
SO HE THINKS HIS SISTER WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS WHEN THEY WERE KIDS, WHICH IS THE REASON HE STARTED INVESTIGATING THE X-FILES, BUT ACTUALLY IT WAS CABAL OF MEN, INCLUDING HIS FATHER, WITHIN THE GOVERNMENT WORKING WITH ALIENS, WHOSE MEMBERS EACH HAD TO SACRIFICE A CHILD AS COLLATE-
2. Surprised this wasn't signed, "XOXO, Gossip Girl," TBH.
@ITYSL_memes
3. It's really important that you know not all sci-fi franchises are created equally, OK????
@thathagengrrl WHILE THEY BOTH HAVE THE WORD STAR IN THEM. STAR TREK & STAR WARS ARE VERY DIFFERENT. SW IS A SPACE OPERA THAT DEALS WITH THE MYSTICAL CONCEPT OF A THING CALLED THE FORCE SET IN THE PAST IN A GALAXY NOT OUR OWN. ST IS MORE OF A SYFY THAT DEALS WITH CONCEPTS THAT COULD BE TRUE.
4. This was all of us from May to July after Stranger Things dropped.
SO BASICALLY HE HAD A CRUSH ON HER SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT HE'S THE SCHOOL FREAK AND SHE'S HEAD CHEERLEADER BUT SHE'S SO NICE AND HAUNTED BY A DEMON SO SHE GOES TO BUY DRUGS FROM HIM AND THEY FLIRT AND SHE GOES TO HIS HOUSE THAT NIGHT AND SHE BRUTALLY DIES IN FRONT OF HIM
5. OK, but WandaVision is arguably the best thing that has ever happened in the MCU. So I get it.
SO EVERY EPISODE IS BASED ON A DIFFERENT SITCOM ERA AND IT TURNS OUT SHE’S PROCESSING HER GRIEF BY ALTERING REALITY WITHOUT REALIZING IT AND PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE HER OUT TO BE A VILLAIN EVEN THOUGH SHE UNDOES THE HEX TO FIX THE MISTAKE AND BECOMES THE SCARLET WITCH IN THE PROCESS
6. Haven't gotten around to reading the Dune books, so this is actually really helpful!
PAUL ATREIDES ISNT REALLY A "GOOD GUY" NEITHER IS HIS SON LETO II OR THE BENE GESSERIT. ALL THE CHARACTERS IN DUNE HAVE VERY SERIOUS FLAWS. WITH DUNE, FRANK HERBERT IS WARNING THE READERS OF THE DANGERS OF CHARISMATIC LEADERS.
7. Give me "Cool Rider" over "Summer Nights" any day!
GREASE 2 IS BETTER THAN GREASE IT IS A FEMINIST MASTERPIECE SANDY HAS ZERO AGENCY SHE FOLLOWS THE PINK LADIES AROUND AND CHANGES FOR DANNY ZUKO (WHO’S AN IDIOT) BUT STEPHANIE ZINONE THINKS FOR HERSELF SHE KISSES WHO SHE WANTS WHEN SHE WANTS AND MICHAEL CARRINGTON CHANGES FOR HER
8. There is never a wrong time to talk about The Real Housewives, OKc?
SO THEN SHE STORMED OFF FROM THE DINNER BUT HER MIC WAS STILL HOT AND SHE STARTED RANTING TO THE PRODUCTION TEAM AND SAID MEREDITH CAN GO FUCK HERSELF IM DONE WITH HER CAUSE IM NOT A FUCKING WHORE AND I DONT CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND HER AND HER DUMB FUCKING FAMILY THAT POSES-
9. Like I said, never a bad time!
TOM'S HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO AND HE CONFRONTED THE BURGLAR AND THEN HAD TO GO HAVE EYE SURGERY AND THEN HER SON HAD TO GO OVER AND HELP, AND THEN HER SON, HE ROLLED HIS CAR FIVE TIMES ON THE WAY HOME. YEAH, SHE’S UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.
10. I need to know who recorded me saying this, because I literally have a framed theatrical poster of Mamma Mia! in my room.
SO SHE HAS 3 GUYS THAT COULD BE HER DAD ACCORDING TO HER MOMS RATHER EXPLICIT DIARY AND WANTS A FATHER FIGURE TO WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE SO SHE INVITES ALL OF THEM TO HER INN IN GREECE TO FIGURE IT OUT AND THE WHOLE THING IS SET TO ABBA MUSIC MAKING IT A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
11. Wait, come back! I've been trying to figure out what's going on in The Sandman all week!
SO BASICALLY IT ALL START WITH THIS GUY NAMED DREAM EXCEPT HE’S NOT ACTUALLY A GUY HE’S THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION OF DREAMS AND HE RULES THIS REALM CALLED THE DREAMING BUT IN 1916 THIS OTHER GUY DECIDES TO CAPTURE DEATH WHO IS DREAM’S SISTER BUT HE GETS DREAM INSTEAD-
12. Me, talking about Josie and the Pussycats at every sleepover in the year of our lord 2001.
@samlymatters THE AD PLACEMENTS ARE MEANT TO BE A SATIRICAL STATEMENT ABOUT CONSUMERISM BECAUSE NO ONE GOT PAID FOR FEATURING THEM BUT VIEWERS MISS THAT SYMBOLISM AND THINK ITS JUST NORMAL ADVERTISING
13. OK, but what did they do in Babe: Pig in the City?
SEE IT TOOK GEORGE MILLER 10 YEARS TO BRING BABE TO LIFE BECAUSE TECHNOLOGY NEEDED TO CATCH UP TO HIS VISION. THEY USED 48 PIGS BECAUSE BABY PIGS GROW SO QUICKLY, BUT ALSO USED AN ANIMATRONIC PUPPET AND CG TO GET THE TALKING EFFECT PERFECT. JAMES CROMWELL ACTUALLY WENT VEGAN TOO
14. I could actually talk about Baby Yoda for an eternity. Keep going.
SO BASICALLY HES IN A BOUNTY HUNTER CULT BUT WHEN HE REALIZES HIS NEXT BOUNTY IS AN ORPHANED BABY W MAGIC POWERS HE GOES ROGUE TO SAVE HIM & BREAKS HIS OWN CULTS CREED FOR HIS NEW ADOPTED MAGIC BABY
15. We can never let the people forget just how iconic The Nanny really is.
SHE WAS WORKING IN A BRIDAL SHOP IN FLUSHING, QUEENS, TIL HER BOYFRIEND KICKED HER OUT IN ONE OF THOSE CRUSHING SCENES.
16. I'm sorry to everyone I've cornered to talk about 30 Rock. Actually, no I'm not. *High-fives a million angels*
SO IT'S A WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH AND IT'S SPOOKY SCARY. THE BOYS ARE BECOMING MEN AND THEN THE MEN ARE BECOMING WOLVES.
17. Yu-Gi-Oh! hive, our time has come! RISE!
SO BASICALLY THIS KID WAS KIDNAPPED AS A CHILD AND FORCED TO PLAY TRADING CARD GAMES TO BUILD SENTIENT AI… NO I PROMISE ITS A REALLY GOOD YUGIOH SPIN-OFF…. THEY PLAY YUGIOH BY THE RULES SOULBURNER DOES FULL SALAMANGREAT COMBO FOR REAL. I JUST THINK YOUD REALLY LIKE IT IF YO
18. I used to live next to the Charmed house, so you know this isn't the first time I've heard this one.
SO AFTER PRUE DIED, PIPER CHANGED THE PHRASING OF THE TO CALL A LOST WITCH SPELL SUBBING “SISTERS” FOR “WITCHES” RESULTING IN THE HALLIWELLS ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERING THE EXISTENCE OF THEIR LONG LOST SECRET HALF SISTER & ALLOWING/FORCING THEM TO CONTINUE THEIR CHARMED DESTINY
19. Alias really does not get the respect it deserves.
HER NAME IS SYDNEY BRISTOW. SEVEN YEARS AGO SHE WAS RECRUITED BY A SECRET BRANCH OF THE CIA CALLED SD-6. SHE WAS SWORN TO SECRECY, BUT COULDN'T KEEP IT FROM HER FIANCÉ. AND WHEN THE HEAD OF SD-6 FOUND OUT, HE HAD HIM KILLED. THAT'S WHEN SHE LEARNED THE TRUTH: SD-6 IS NOT PART OF
20. We all know this Jane Austen superfan.
HE HANDS HER INTO THE CARRIAGE AND SHE’S NOT WEARING GLOVES, SO THEIR BARE HANDS TOUCH. IN THE REGENCY PERIOD YOU WOULDN’T USUALLY BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT WITH AN UNMARRIED LADY. SO WHEN HE FLEXES HIS HAND IT SHOWS HOW MUCH THAT LITTLE TOUCH AFFECTED HIM.
21. Wait, but actually we should be talking about I Think You Should Leave more. Lolololol.
…the skeletons will pull your hair up but NOT OUT. All they want is another chance at life, they’ve never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this. The worms are their money—the bones are their dollars,,
22. Just let me enjoy my programs!
STREAMING ONLY CREATES THE ILLUSION OF INFINITE CHOICE, IN FACT OUR ACCESS TO FILMS HASN’T BEEN THIS TENUOUS SINCE THE PRE-HOME VIDEO ERA. THE AVERAGE BLOCKBUSTER CARRIED ABOUT 3X AS MANY FILMS AS ARE CURRENTLY STREAMING ON NETFLIX, PHYSICAL MEDIA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EV-
23. Wait, Bono was on board the plane why? I'm listening.
SO YOU SEE IT ISN’T A RANDOM PROP, IT’S ACTUALLY JIMMY BUFFETT’S REAL SEAPLANE THE HEMISPHERE DANCER, SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR THE ICONIC SONG “JAMAICA MISTAICA” BECAUSE IN 1996 THE JAMAICAN GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY TRIED TO SHOOT DOWN THE PLANE JIMMY WAS NOT ON BOARD BUT BONO WA—
24. Me in 2010 making sure everyone was aware I knew all the words to Nicki Minaj's discography.
THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN’ SYSTEM TOP DOWN, AC WITH THE COOLING SYSTEM WHEN HE COME UP IN THE CLUB, HE BE BLAZIN’ UP, GOT STACKS ON DECK LIKE HE SAVIN’ UP!
25. Listen, if you don't want to hear about the plot and gameplay of Stardew Valley, then you shouldn't be friends with me!!
SO BASICALLY YOUR GRANDDAD DIES AND LEAVES YOU HIS FARM AND ITS ALL OVERGROWN AND SHIT AND YOU HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A PROFITABLE THING, BUT YOU ALSO GET TO MEET ALL THE PEOPLE IN TOWN AND GO ON DATES WITH THEM AND MARRY THEM, ALSO THERE ARE MONSTERS AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT
26. No, I still haven't played Dark Souls. You can stop now.
SO BASICALLY THE WORLD WAS UNFORMED AND SHROUDED BY FOG AND THERE WERE EVERLASTING DRAGONS, BUT THEN WITH FIRE CAME DISPARITY AND FROM THE DARK A BUNCH OF NERDS EMERGED AND THE FURTIVE PYGMY SO EASILY FORGOTTEN, THEY FOUGHT THE DRAGONS AND BOOM, THE DRAGONS WERE NO MORE
27. Lolololllllll. Remember when it appeared Hilaria Baldwin was pretending to be from Spain? We should talk about it more TBH.
SO IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS NEVER EVEN FROM SPAIN- SHE WAS FROM BOSTON THE WHOLE TIME. LIKE MAYBE SHE SPENT SOME TIME IN SPAIN GROWING UP BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU SPANISH, YOU KNOW? SHE PRETENDED SHE DIDNT KNOW THE WORD FOR CUCUMBER, BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT A CUCUMBER IS!
28. I think about this conspiracy theory more than I care to admit. WHAT AREN'T THEY TELLING US ABOUT DYATLOV PASS?!
okay so researchers say they have proof it was some bizarrely timed avalanche, but like no traces of an avalanche was found by rescuers right? plus, how does that explain the really traumatic injuries? or the fact that two of them were found barefoot in only their underwear?
29. So, Spirit of Halloween is basically possessing old Claire's stores?! Ahhhhhh!
SEE THEY TAKEOVER ALL THE STORES FROM OUR CHILDHOOD THAT HAVE GONE OUT OF BUSINESS AND BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE AS THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN STORES EVER—
30. Oh. OK. Yeah. I guess we are all just screaming at each other about the things we love, huh? I need to go think about my life.
I STARTED AS A MEME BUT NOW I'M A METAPHOR FOR YOUR FEED