Is It Gay, Straight, Or Bi? The Answers Of This Poll Could Change The Very Fabric Of Society

Disney Channel is gay, Nickelodeon is straight, and Cartoon Network is bi. Am I wrong?

Hi. I'm Jake, and I have a REALLY SERIOUS mission for you.

Jake Farrington

I really need to know if you consider these 25 completely random things homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual.

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You might be laughing and think this is a big joke, or you might even be rolling your eyes, but it's actually really important, top-secret research. Like, I've already said too much.

Don't overthink it. Just go with your gut. Do it for science or whatever!

Did you agree or disagree with any of the results? Do you feel the need to tell me this quiz is pointless or ask me if I have anything better to do with my time? Sound off in the comments!