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Whether you'll become a pop star or prove the existence of Bigfoot, this quiz will tell you without a doubt what's going to happen to you next year.

Who Will You Be In 2023? This Quiz Will Tell You Everything You Need To Know

2023 Predictions Quiz

Take This Quiz And I'll Predict What's Going To Happen To You In 2023

Select a New Year's resolution you've had before:

Pick an animal that speaks to your damn soul:

Who's energy you tryna bring into the new year?

In a _Hannah Montana_\-esque turn of events, you will become a pop sensation over night! Wild, right? Get your wigs ready because your fine little ass is going on tour! Can't sing? No problem! When has that ever stopped anyone before? (I also don't care if you don't like pop music. THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING.)

You'll become an international popstar!

Whether or not you like animals, you will be running your own farm in 2023. Sorry if you don't like it, but you've got a whole horde of animals depending on you now! It's time to suck it up and feed those pigs and milk those cows. Don't know how? Well get on YouTube, babe, and figure it out! \*oink oink\*

You're going to own and operate your very own farm!

Whatever life you're living now, it's time to kiss it goodbye and realize your dream of moving to Greece. I promise your kids won't miss you as much as you think they will. And if you don't have kids, then why has it taken you so long to make the move?! Get yourself a few Grecian boyfriends and never look back.

You're going to move to Greece and open a bed and breakfast!

Whether you intentionally set out to go to space, or it happens by freak accident, YOU. ARE. GOING. You can't fight these things. When space calls, you answer, little darling. I suggest brushing up on space shit now because you might be up amongst the stars with little to no notice. DON'T ASK ME HOW! Just trust and believe. (It's probably aliens.)

You're going to outer space, baby!

This is huge. So many people have tried to do this and FAILED! But you, baby girl, you're going to be the one to go all the way. Sure, it's going to require you to have a TERRIFYING interaction with the creature in question. Yes, there will be some deep emotional scarring, BUT you'll be remembered forever for your contribution to science and history, and that is priceless. The whole world thanks you.

You will be the one to prove the existence of Bigfoot!

Have you been in a freak accident involving toxic waste recently? You may be entitled to superpowers! Whatcha want? Laser eyes? Super strength? Shapeshifting abilities? It will all be yours, girlie. And what you do with your powers is up to you! Want to be a hero? Go for it! A villain? Pop off, sis! It's 2023. You've earned it.

You'll receive legit superpowers!

Prepare for your mind to EXPAND in 2023, and lead the world to a higher level of living. You might give us something like coffee that actually stays hot! Or surfaces that absorb dust! Or maybe even a dating app where people aren't the absolute worst individuals you've ever met (probably not this though)! Whatever it is, we thank you in advance for your gorgeous little brain.

You're going to invent something really cool!

2023 is gonna be p bland. Sorry. I HATE to tell you this, but it is my duty to do so. Though this can be a good thing, little angel. Exciting things take time and energy and, wow, wouldn't it be nice to just chill for once? Aren't you a little exhausted by the near-constant barrage of bullshit the last few years have brought? This is an opportunity to reset and recharge. Throw off the pressure to be "interesting" and just be, girlina!

Sorry, nothing exciting is going to happen to you in 2023. :/

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Who Will You Be In 2023? This Quiz Will Tell You Everything You Need To Know

2023 is almost here! Hooray! We made it through another year.

But what does the new year have in store for you specifically? Well, I'm glad you asked! I've got alllllll the answers right here.

Who Will You Be In 2023? This Quiz Will Tell You Everything You Need To Know

2023 is almost here! Hooray! We made it through another year.

But what does the new year have in store for you specifically? Well, I'm glad you asked! I've got alllllll the answers right here.

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