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Which "First Wives Club" Character Are You?

We can't all be Gunilla Garson Goldberg.

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Which "First Wives Club" Character Are You?

You got: Elise Elliot

You're a 10 and you know it. You've spent your whole life with people sucking up to you, so your perception of life is a bit altered. You are holding onto your youth and beauty for dear life and you have vices up the wazoo, all because you're afraid to face who you really are. You wish you had the courage to say, "Who gives a rat's ass?" But the fact is, you do. You just need to try. You may not look like you once did, but your inner beauty has never changed and you know that's what matters. After all, being Monique's mother is not the worst thing.

Elise Elliot
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You got: Brenda Morelli

You have a tough exterior, but inside, you're really a softie. You always say what's on your mind and what people need to hear, which sometimes gets you into trouble, even though you're only trying to help. But when it comes to your own issues, you tend to mask them with humor. Though you'd never admit, sometimes you get in the habit of comparing yourself to others. But the truth is, you are fabulous and you have no reason to be jealous or to hide!

Brenda Morelli
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You got: Annie MacDuggan

Let's be real: "You're a doormat!" You're basically apologetic for every move you make. In reality though, you have nothing to be sorry for. You are a caring, selfless person who definitely worries about others' concerns before your own. And while that's very noble, oftentimes, you end up getting hurt because people take advantage of you. It's no wonder your shrink says you have a problem with unexpressed anger. It takes something really horrible to make those repressed feelings come out, but when they do, you really lose it! So don't let tensions build, be more honest, and let your hair down every once in a while. It'll actually make you more well-liked, and more importantly, well-respected.

Annie MacDuggan
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You got: Dr. Leslie Rosen

Your motto is: "Work from love. Grow from love. Screw the world." But when it comes to loving and screwing, you can't help yourself. You want what you want and you go after it. And while it's true that if you don't care about yourself and your needs, no one will, you also need to take other people's feelings into consideration. Otherwise, you're going to hurt a lot of people (and with more than just a spongy bat).

Dr. Leslie Rosen
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You got: Shelly Stewart

You've also been referred to as The Barracuda, Princess Pelvis, Little Miss Midriff, and Stairmastered, L'Orealed Crotch Jockey. And that's all because of your fabulous body, which is thanks to the fat-free Ranch dressing you always bring with you. People may be jealous of you now, but that body doesn't last forever, and neither will the superficial facets of life you tend to focus on. You need to feel special and loved and right now, material objects really help make that possible. But you're more than your fur coat or LBD. Remember: There's more to being fabulous than just looking fabulous.

Shelly Stewart
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You got: Chris Paradise

You live in a world of right and wrong and you very much try to abide by the former. You are an arbiter of justice and a speaker of truth, which makes you an incredibly loyal friend, partner, etc. Really, those in your life are lucky to have you. Just remember that it's important to also see other people's sides of things on occasion. There is a lot of the gray in the world, too. Also, you may or may not be a lesbian. (A big one.)

Chris Paradise
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You got: Phoebe LaVelle

You are incredibly carefree and your heart is always open, but that's because you're young and naive. Be careful who you trust and open yourself up to because people could be telling you what you want to hear in order to take advantage of you. You're a little bit flaky and sometimes, you hurt people's feelings without realizing it, but that's because you don't really think before you speak… or do anything. Don't rely on your youth or use it as an excuse. You've gotta grow up some time!

Phoebe LaVelle
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You got: Duarto Feliz

You take your job very seriously, even if you're not the best at it. You're of the fake-it-til-you-make-it mentality and one day, you will. You work hard and you're a very loyal friend, always there to offer support and an honest opinion. You'll do anything for those you love and that's a beautiful thing. But, who are you fooling, Duane Hemelwitz? Be true to who you are, just like you encourage those around you to be. It'll get you a lot further in life.

Duarto Feliz
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You got: Gunilla Garson Goldberg

You never go anywhere dressed in anything but your best (::cough:: Chanel ::cough::) and everyone totally worships you. Who run the world? You do, you badass bitch. You are the queen of New York Society. Nobody gets anywhere in this town without your say so. But you don't take what you've earned for granted. You help a fellow lady out in times of need and your heart is as big as your wallet.

Gunilla Garson Goldberg
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