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34 Things You Could Watch On TV On Sunday That Are Not The Super Bowl

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Yes, two teams are going head to head in what I hear is a pretty important game on Sunday. But for those of us who give no fucks, there are still numerous glorious viewing options that aren't the big game.

Here are the alternative "bowls," TV show marathons, and awesome movies on Sunday, presented in chronological order. (All times are ET.)

1. Law & Order (TNT)

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3 a.m.–6 p.m.

What better way to start your Super Bowl regular old Sunday than with the original series that spawned one of TV's most successful franchises ever? (And 14 hours worth of it, at that!)

2. The Walking Dead (AMC)


10 a.m.–6 a.m.

AMC is hosting what it's referring to as the "Zombie Bowl Marathon" on Sunday, which means Seasons 1 and 2 of The Walking Dead, beginning with the pilot, will be airing in their entirety! It's a great opportunity to remember why you fell in love with this apocalyptic series...and Rick Grimes.


4. Will & Grace (WE)

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10 a.m.–4 p.m.

You can watch six hours of the beloved Debra Messing and Eric McCormack comedy, including episodes featuring Patrick Dempsey, Ed Burns, Minnie Driver, Taye Diggs, and even Elton John. The mini-marathon concludes, fittingly, with the series finale. And we can all take a cue from Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) when it comes to our feelings about football.

5. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (USA)

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11 a.m.–11 p.m.

It wouldn't be a Sunday without an SVU marathon. You can bypass the Super Bowl easily with 12 hours of Stabler, Liv, Munch, Fin, and the very special team. DOINK DOINK!


9. Star Trek: The Next Generation (BBC America)

12 p.m.–6 a.m.

Want to spend your entire day with Jean-Luc Picard and co.? And then wake up with them? BBC America made it so.

10. Criminal Minds (A&E)


12 p.m.–4 a.m.

If you prefer the FBI to the SVU, A&E has you covered. And if you want a small taste of the sport of the day, this 16-hour mini marathon includes a Season 5 episode featuring NFL player Greg Jennings as an evidence technician.


12. Purple Rain (VH1)

12:10 p.m.

Sorry, Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz. But how can anyone compare to the beauty that was Prince's 2007 Super Bowl halftime show? Even though we can't relive it in real time, we can watch Purple Rain on VH1 instead.


15. She's the Man (TBS)

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2 p.m.

Amanda Bynes does terrible drag and Channing Tatum plays the lovable oaf she befriends in this very loose modern-day adaptation of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. Yes, this movie is awful, but in the best way.

17. How It's Made (Science Channel)

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2 p.m.–10 p.m. on Monday

From silk to saunas to aircraft seats to surfboards to eyeshadow, this eight-hour marathon of How It's Made — aka the show everyone watches, but never talks about — promises to provide some very interesting and diverse education.

18. Puppy Bowl XI (Animal Planet)

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3 p.m.

The 11th annual all-star event is the first ever to divide the puppies into two teams, Team Ruff and Team Fluff, indicated by yellow and green bandanas. Check out the starting lineup here and prepare yourself for massive amounts of cute.


20. High School Musical trilogy (Disney Channel)

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3:45 p.m.

With the sing-along versions of High School Musical and its two follow-ups (High School Musical 2 at 5:35 p.m. and High School Musical 3 at 7:30 p.m.) airing for nearly six hours straight, it's truly crazy to me that anyone would watch anything else. Troy Bolton is the only safe bet today, people.

21. Kindergarten Cop (Pop)

4 p.m.

When Arnold Schwarzenegger's character, undercover detective John Kimble, first arrives in his kindergarten classroom to feign being a teacher in an effort to catch a drug dealer, he screams exactly what you are thinking while listening to anyone and everyone talk about football.


23. Caddyshack (IFC)

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4:30 p.m.

Let's be real: Golf and this ridiculously funny movie starring Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, and Bill Murray are much more your speed. You know what this Super Bowl needs? Gopher infestation.

24. Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third (TBS)

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6 p.m.

After the original movie, its first two sequels air at 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. respectively, so sit back and let yourself disappear into the land of Far Far Away. (And try not to contemplate the odd omission of 2010's saga-concluding Shrek Forever After.)

25. Fish Bowl (NatGeo Wild)

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6 p.m.

The second annual four-hour event is exactly what you think it is: fish, in a bowl, on a table, being fish. It's kind of like the Super Bowl's yule log. Very therapeutic.

26. Patch Adams (Pop)

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6:30 p.m.

Need a good cry this Super Bowl Sunday? This movie about the man of the title who truly believed laughter was the best medicine is extra devastating now that two of its stars, Robin Williams and Philip Seymour Hoffman, are gone. Really hate yourself? You can watch it again at 8:30 p.m. (Why, Pop? WHY?)


27. Back to the Future & Back to the Future Part II (ABC Family)

7 p.m.

"Where we're going, we don't need roads." Watch the movie that brought us that wonderful quote and much more at 7 p.m. and then the sequel at 9:30 p.m. And thank you, ABC Family, for acknowledging that the third movie just isn't worth it.

28. Marley & Me (FXX)

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7:30 p.m.

I thought FXX was supposed to be the comedy counterpart to FX's more dramatic programming. But either I was wrong or the programmers over there have a particularly sick sense of humor. So, if Patch Adams wasn't enough for you, you can watch Marley & Me (which is airing twice as well, beginning at 10 p.m.). I hope you have as many tissues as you have Tostitos at your home today.

30. Ghost (E!)

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8 p.m.

This movie has everything: sex, horror, Whoopi Goldberg, suspense, pottery, romance, and Tony Goldwyn as an even bigger asshole than the one he plays on Scandal. It is pure perfection and if you don't see that, you in danger, girl.


32. The Help (TNT)

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8 p.m.

Certainly not an easy thing to watch, by any means, but one well worth your while. See Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, and Emma Stone at their finest at 8 p.m. or during the replay at 11 p.m. If you make said decision, you are as Mae Mobley says above.

33. Downton Abbey (PBS)

Masterpiece for PBS

9 p.m.

An actual new episode of a current TV favorite! Episode 5 of Downton's fifth season airs at its regular time because football cannot get in the way of this upstairs-downstairs drama. Watch a preview here.

34. Shameless (Showtime)


9 p.m.

The Super Bowl is also not stopping Showtime's Sunday night lineup of Shameless, House of Lies at 10 p.m., and Episodes at 10:30 p.m. The Gallaghers, Galweather, and Matt LeBlanc are not your average Americans, and that is why we love them.

And for those of you who want to tune back to NBC, a new episode of The Blacklist airs immediately after the Super Bowl, at about 10:15 p.m. Happy viewing!